• Published 16th Oct 2014
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The Technological Technicolor Technomare - Tatsurou



The story of Rainbow Dash, as raised by Tony Stark.

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Bonus

Author's Note:

This joke was supposed to go in the last chapter...but I forgot it until I'd gotten back from the store, by which point nearly everyone had read it already.

As they turned towards the train station, Fluttershy glanced up towards the massive reptilian flowing easily through the sky above them. "So, Rainbow...about...Tankzuki?"

Rainbow glanced back at her. "Yeah, uh, Fluttershy right?" At Fluttershy's nod, Rainbow smiled. "What about him?"

"You said he's your...puppy?"

"Yup!" Rainbow said happily, zipping up briefly to scratch Tankzuki behind one ear before zipping back down. "Had him - well, the Zuki half of him - since I was a filly."

"Well...what does he eat?" Fluttershy asked.

Rainbow smiled, remembering learning all the ways Zuki had to supplement his diet now so he didn't bankrupt the US government - or Stark Enterprises - with every meal. "Sunlight, fish, high-energy waste materials..." Remembering what she saw just before warping into Equestria, she added, "Anything that picks a fight with him..."

"Oh...my..."