Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope

by Protopony350

Chaos

"I don't care who you are! Marcopolypse MUST die" Swooty tried to stand up but her legs are really really broken.

"My dear little Swooty, do you not grasp the situation you are in? I am CHAOS INCARNATE! I am unstoppable here. You ponies are so stupid you never even discovered the means to fight evil, relying on that Scootaloo of yours to save the day! By the way, WHY is her name Scootaloo anyway?" Asked Discord

"What do you mean? That's just her name!" Replied Swooty

"It's just, YOUR name is......you know what, never mind! This is why I love the Swootyverse so much, it's so UNPREDICTABLE!" Said Discord while also blowing bubbles from his ears.

Twilight Purple was kinda annoyed that it was really called "The Swootyverse".

"I am confused how about an exposition dump?" Suggested Swooty

"Ohohoho, right to the point I see. As i said, I am Discord, spirit of CHAOS! Thousands upon thousands of years ago I was taking a stroll through the 'Universal Gallery"', and noticed something odd. Unlike most of the other universes, YOURS was absolutely filled to the BRIM with utter STUPIDITY! I had to have a look for myself!" As discord spoke he rose his hands into the air and began waving them in circular motions. Dark clouds began to form

"When I arrived, I immediately decided to pay a visit to Equestria, but something was OFF about it. For starters, the planet was the shape of an oblong tube. On top of that, everyone was just a little bit....off I would say. Of course this was long before ponies dominated the planet, so I was more taken aback by the 'Zebra' as you called them. I knew that any planet that referred to Velociraptors as 'Zebras' had to be a fun place to visit" The sky was now covered in the dark clouds

"I thought to myself that this was a PERFECT world to test out my new spell! I formed large clouds in the sky, but instead of rain, CHOCOLATE began to fall! Can you imagine that? It was AMAZING!" As he continued to blab, chocolate began to rain from the sky.

"I just KNEW that I needed to use this new ability on the more 'normal' ponies of MY world, so I left, but something unexpected happened"

Marcopolypse listened intently as the rain fell around her.

"Only a couple of years ago I felt her power! A power far greater than any in Equestria. I decided to investigate, but certain EVENTS in my own world kept me from visiting as soon as I wished. I arrived here weeks ago, only to find that she was locked away on some sort of Space Ship! I could have broken her out at any time, but I was far too intrigued by this 'Mr.McMeany' to interfere"

Marcopolypse felt her strength returning to her

"I knew that your gang of do gooders would foil his plans eventually, so I decided to make that little deal with you! I would save Swooty, but you would spare her life!"

"Wait, are you telling me that Marcopolypse is made of...." Swooty began, but Discord cut her off

"THAT'S RIGHT! When I first tested my new power, she was the result! The chocolate rain mixed with my chaotic magic and flowed into the earth. I don't know why it happened, but the mixture created the pony you know as Marcopolypse! This is why I love CHAOTIC MAGIC so much, you never know what could happen!"

Swooty was pretty shocked because what? They've been fighting a chocolate pony this entire time?

"Ohoho, you must feel just DREADFUL, having been defeated by a CANDY BAR this entire time!" Discord began to laugh

"Wait how do you know about all of this?" Asked Swooty

Discord held up his copy of "Swooty Bell Adventures and other Swooty stories"

"That explains that" Said Swooty

"I had planned on having a nice vacation here. Getting to know my daughter, having some fun with the Swooty bunch, but YOU had to ruin all of that. Now I have no choice but to punish you for your treachery!" Discord suddenly got more serious

Marcopolypse had absorbed the chocolate rain, and was at her full power!

"Swooty Bell, the time has come! I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!" Marcopolypse prepared to destroy the planet

"Now now my dear, don't you think that would be a bit BORING?" Discord stopped her

"Swooty Bell! The punishment for your treachery SHALL be death, but not yet. First I shall destroy everything you care for, and you shall see the TRUE power of Chaos"

Discord and Marcopolypse disappeared

"Well that happened" Said Spine

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Far from earth Mr.McMeany continued to flee

"I JUST NEED TO FIND ANOTHER WORLD! SOMEPLACE TO REBUILD!" He was frantic

Suddenly the ship stopped

Mr.McMeany looked in horror at what floated in front of the ship

"MCMEANY, DID YOU THINK YOU COULD ESCAPE MY WRATH?" Asked Marcopolypse

Mr.McMeany was a smart man. Smart enough to know he couldn't talk his way out of this one.

"DIE!" Marcopolypse blasted the ship with powerful chocolate chaos magic

Mr.McMeany frowned

He was vaporized

END OF ACT 1

Comments

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I like how this is actually Discord. :D