Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope

by Protopony350

Broken

Horse Town U.S.A is gone.

"My brothers who are Robots, we have taken this town and it belongs to the robots now! Those ponies we fought were really powerful, speedy, AND buggy, but we prevailed by killing thousands of them because come on we're super robots! THIS IS THE FIRST STEP IN OUR COMPLETE OBLITERATION OF THE PONYKIND!" Said the big glowing robotic thing

"ALL HAIL THE ALLSPARKLER OF ROBOTS" Said all of the robots except that one that was sneezing. He was put to death later that day.

Queen Changeshape ordered a full retreat, but most of her Ghastly Ghoulies died under the clawed robofoot of DeathDozer the Terrible.

The Robots continued to expand, completely unaware of the arrival of Discord.

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"Are you SURE about this spot? It's so cold and battle worn. Why not someplace more cozy, like Swooty Bells castle or something?" Asked a puzzled Discord

"This place is filled to the brim with 'evil power' as i once called it. During my attempt to transform this planet into Tartarus, this was my base of operations. When Scootaloo reformed the earth, this is the only spot that was not changed back. Of course now I know that this 'evil power' is nothing but chocolate, but it still greatly boosts my power just being here!" Explained Marcopolypse, who was actually speaking in a normal tone and not shaking the earth with her powerful voice of evil

"Ok ok fine, if it will stop your nagging we can stay here for now" Said Discord really condescendingly

Discord stood atop Mt.Badguy and began his work.

The mountain began to violently shake. the entire top was obliterated, and rocks began to erupt from the center. A poor little ant hill was crushed under one of the rocks. They had been just 3 days from ant retirement!

Discord crafted huge letters out of stone, and placed them onto the front of the mountain.

"MT.DISCORD" It read

Marcopolypse was not amused.

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"Well it's been 12 hours but we're still here" Said Spine

The Swooty Gang is still in the wreckage of Mr.McMeanys/Jetscreams/MegaJonTrons/Chanticleer from the obscure Don Bluth animated film Rock-a-Doodle's crashed space ship.

"Oh man my legs are all kinds of broken" Said Swooty

"Yeah this is ridiculous pain" Said Spine who kind of liked the pain because it reminded him that he was still alive and not just an empty shell of who he once was yeah he's at THAT stage right now.

"Well I feel fine" Said Twilight Purple man she's annoying

"How about you Twix Bar?" Asked Swooty Bell

She didn't respond

"Twix Bar oh no did you Scootaloo?" Swooty was getting worried

"TWIX BAR? TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR" And that DUN DUN DUN music from Metal Gear solid played you know the music that plays when you die remember yeah that music.

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Discord sat upon his throne of Chaos. It was just a normal throne but he wrote the word Chaos on it.

Marcopolypse sat in a cardboard box next to the throne and had a bowl of water next to her with her name on it.

"THIS IS DEMEANING IN EVERY WAY! I DEMAND A THRONE OR BATTLE CRUISER!" Demanded Marcopolypse

"Now now, no need to throw a TANTRUM. After all of this nasty business with Swooty Bell is done, daddy promises he'll get you your own chair to sit in like a big girl" Said Discord and holy crap he is absolutely serious and not making fun of her.

Marcopolypse gritted her teeth. She knew that she could level the entire mountain if she wanted to, but Discord held power that seemed to dwarf her own. She needed to wait. At least it was better than that glass tube, right?

Marcopolypse did not respond to the text that I just wrote that she was completely unaware of, but if she HAD seen it she would have agreed.

DING DONG

Someone was knocking on the front door!

Discord walked over to the door that was at the foot of the mountain so it took him about 2 hours. He could have just teleported, but he wanted to screw with the person at the door because he's Discord.

"Who are you and why should I care?" Asked Discord

"My name is Twix Candy Bar, and I am the most powerful Unicorn in the world. I wish to fight by your side" Said..........ya know what? I'm not telling you who said it because SHE INTRODUCED HERSELF COME ON LEARN TO READ WHY DON'T YA?

Discord could feel her power and also she was beautiful from all of those Rice Krispies she eats, so he let her into his "Crazy Chaotic Castle" (TRADEMARK DISCORD 2014)

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hey I remember Rock a Doodle not that I watched it