The clop was really good, but I felt the story lacking. I'm usually not someone who enjoys second person. If the story is too shallow, I don't feel like I know Anon. If it's too deep, I feel like Anon doesn't 'get' me. I usually don't read them at all, but in a predictable turn of events, I turned out to be drunk tonight. I found this story to be okay overall.

That was really awesome for your first time. Or hell, for your second, third, or forth, even!

I won't be the only person waiting for a second chapter.

Round 2!

Warning: Contains clop.

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I actually thought the sex tag and the suggestive title/synopsis were mistakes.

Eh not bad, but very generic. This is pretty much one giant trope.

Ooh, a new human x pony fic, I wonder how it'll-

>anon

Oh.

Plz make a part 2!

Again, another time I must say: Simple, but effective.

Round 2 plz!

4661381 Ha, well, can't exactly say I was going for a Pulitzer on this one.

4661442 Yeah, I'd prefer if they actually gave their character a name, but in the end you take what you can get.

My Little Pony world setting and characters property of Hasbro.

Honestly, everyone knows that. It's implicit. Hasbro won't come to this website and order a purging of fanfics without that statement. Nor it will do it if one single fanfic forgets to mention it. It won't do it at all, since all fanfics fall under fair use. I don't get why people write that; there's no point in it.

It's even bigger than a stallion's.

Fat chance. Even if the most correct, in-universe size comparison is correct, MLP stallions would still give humans cock envy. Both in size and thickness.

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The phrase 'hung like a horse' is actually something of a misnomer. When you consider their 'size' relative to their body, equines actually aren't all that big. Now barnacles, they're huge, but we humans don't do too bad; especially when you consider that we're the single largest primate in terms of sexual development, both literally and relative to body mass.

Assuming that ponies and humans have roughly the same body mass*, the average horse is more than six times larger than your average mlp pony by mass.

*And according to the few people that I'm truly willing to label experts on the subject, they do.*

In the end it really depends on how you want to write them, and just how large you want your 'little' ponies to be, but from a purely scientific perspective they are likely to be smaller than us in a lot of ways.

Just, holy crap, WOW!!

pointless clop.

Clop isn't pointless.

awesome fic, please write a sequal soon!

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Fat chance. Even if the most correct, in-universe size comparison is correct, MLP stallions would still give humans cock envy. Both in size and thickness.

But look at the length of Fluttershy's torso. There is no way that a normally proportionate horse cock would actually fit all the way inside. I would say the average length in Equestria would actually be fairly similar if not a little smaller than the average length of a human male.

4671476 It all depends on your scale of reference. I would have said the average human size would be about average in equestria
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It's even bigger than a stallion's.

this line completely took me out of it. how can i enjoy pretend blowjobs from dash is she's lying to me.

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welllll ponies are tiny.

daim... im speechless...

Can't think....Libido in overdrive...so horny right now it hurts. DAMN GOOD CHAPTER!!!!!!

Fuck yeah. The onomatopoeia really helped make this hot.

I....then....she....*gulp* I-I uhh....I um just....she uh.....I....b-but when.....

-takes a deep breath-

I-I can't get my libido under control right now... Damn that was HOT!

Celestia that was amazing

“I think I thought of something to do.”

"I think I thought off something to do as well!" I say, as I whip out my shotgun and fire it at the ceiling.
"What is that?" She asks, in awe.
"This is my 12-gauge double-barrel Remington; S-Mart's top-of-the-line; that you can find in the Sporting Goods Department; which was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; it retails for about $199.95; has a walnut stock, Cobalt-Blue steel, and a hair-trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart. And you will never be shopping smart until you teach your honorary little sister Scootaloo how to fly! You got that?!" I say, as I point the shotgun into her face. "Now scram, and get to teaching!"
This has been a public announcement from the Madman in the Corner. The shotgun speech was inspired by the following speech about a shotgun:

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this is a year too late

but NICE refrence