• Published 17th May 2014
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Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.3: It's All That Person's Fault! - trahzo



A 3rd story starring Spike, hosted by Luna, but it seems we're going to have a Co-host tonight!

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Ch.3:An Apple a Day, Makes the Dragon Stay.

"Next is...Applejack."

"Ooh, a tough pony, just like yours truly, begin!"


*grunt!* "Now that I'm done with this, time for the next chore on Appejack's list!"

Applejack got hurt on the job & Spike has volunteered to assist her.

"Spike, I think it's about time you took a break! Just look at yah, you're pratically drenched in sweat." said Granny Smith. "Besides, Applejack wants to talk to you."

"Okay!" Then Spike went into the house. He walked up the steps to find her in the bed.

"Phew, finally! Big Mac, Applebloom!"

"On it!" Then they went on to fixing the mess Spike caused.

"Hey Sugarcube."

"You wanted to speak with me A.J.?"

"Eeyup, there's something I must tell you and you alone..."

"Fire away."

"Well...I was just wondering if you could come over everyday in the afternoon."

"Until you're better?"

"............"

"Applejack?"

"Um...yes."

"Okay, I'll come over everyday until you injury is all better! Now, I must go & assist with the rest of your chores!"

"Thank you Spike, that means a-lot to me!"

"No problem."

So Spike returned to Sweet Apple Acres everyday, he was told that he needn't worry about her chores, because Breaburn apparently wanted to hold his wedding with Little Strong Heart in Ponyville & will be doing the chores in Applejack's stead. Then, one day...

"Applejack, I'm here!"

"Howdy Spike, guess what? I'm all better!" She said with noticeable dissapointment.

"Applejack, are you okay?"

"Spike, you know when I told you to stay over until I'm better?"

"Of course, why?"

"Well, it's true I wanted you to stay, I actually wanted..."

"You want me to stay here permanently?" Applejack then gasped.

"You maybe the Element of Honesty, but hiding your love in a subtle way...meh."

"Yes, I do! I...I love you Sugarcube!"

"I guessed as much."

Then they hugged as the afternoon sun shined down on them.

"So, will you stay?"

"Yes, for as long as you want, but not right now, I promised Twilight we'd make a..." before he could get a chance to grab the doorknob, his arms & legs were both tied up faster then you could say "FUCK!"

"You aint going anywhere lover boy!" She said with a smirk.

*Sigh* He sighed.


"It's touching, aint it?"

Iron Will was then crying.

"What!? Tought guys cry! Just ask chef from Total Drama! In any case, get the next letter!"