Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.3: It's All That Person's Fault!

by trahzo

Ch.22: Double Teaming!

"Next is...who's Lilac Sky & Sunrise Spring?"

"They were the cheerleaders from the Season 4 Episode: Rainbow Falls."

"Oh Yeah that's right! Now begin!"

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Spike was walking around Cloudsdale because of his new wings.

"Wow, this is AWESOME! Oops." He looked around and everypony stared. "Sorry all, I'm just very happy that I can walk on clouds."

He just continued his stroll around but then was stopped by 2 mares.

"Look Lilac, this guys' energy is perfect!"

"Like I know Sunlight!"

"Hey, you look like the pegasus version of Minty." (G3 Pony)

"I know, I get confused for her a-lot." Said Sunrise Spring.

"And you, you look like..."

"...Cloud Chaser & Flitter, I know. Some say I'm their 3rd triplet. Now come with us!"

"Wait, where are we going?" He asked as they dragged him.

"To auditions! We need a 3rd for the pyramid and you are the perfect candidate as the next 3rd member of our cheer squad for next year's Equestria Games tryouts!" Explained Lilac

"Yeah, you like, have energy in that yell, and reptile bodies are flexible enough for impossible maneuvers!" Sunrise added.

"You 2 really think so?"

"Yep, and you look like enough of a pretty boy to wear a skirt!"

"Hahaha, oh that's a good one, you girls sure have a good sense of humor.'

Then they turned and said in a dark tone simultaneously..."We weren't kidding about your cheerleader's uniform!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" His cry for help rang through the sky, spreading to Apploosa, Manehattan, Crystal Empire, and even Camp Kidney. Then Lazlo yelled out "YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!"

"Lazlo, why must we watch this..." Hey hey hey! Let's not pan over to a different Cartoon Okay? Okay! So Spike was forced to audition for the 3rd member of their cheer squad & then was given the female uniform.

"(This is so wrong! I refuse to tell my friends about this in my runaway letters!)"

Yeah Spike decided to send letters to his friends telling the Mane 6 that him & the CMC are just fine, because the CMC cannot cook to save their lives & Spike wanted to go on an amazing journey anyway. Spike managed to get them all into Cloudsdale with the spell Twilight used to allow her A.J., and Pinkie to walk on clouds without wings.

"You look so friggin adorable!"

"Shut-up!" He said while crossing his arms and looking away.

"Ooh, I just wanna kiss his cheeks."

"I'm 17, I too old for all this baby talk."

Then he was pushed over.

"Huh?"

"You're so cute that we just have to molest you!"

"Yes!"

"What in the...Hmph! Mrph!" He couldn't speak, Lilac was sloppily kissing him!, and was tingling because Sunrise was rubbing his double dicks! Oh, Lilac's tongue was so far down that it went 2 cm past the uvula, Spike had mixed feelings on this! Sure it was awesome that 2 totally hot Cheerleaders were giving him pleasure, but then again, they were giving him unwanted pleasure.

"Now, break it out Sunrise."

"Break what out?"

Then Sunrise brought a suspicious machine out.

"W-what is that thing?!"

"We're gonna use this to turn you into a female! With it's suction power, it will make you grow some giant knockers!"

"No, Let me gooooooo!"

"Give me an M-O-O-B-I-E-S, put it all together and what do you get Lilac?"

"Moobies Sunrise!"

"Good, now hold pretty dragon boy down!"

Later...

"Oh hey Sp...Holy Cow! Spike, when did you become part cow?!" Scootaloo gasped. Just so you know, that's a big boob joke, so you do not get confused.

"Cheerleaders...Female uniform...mooby machine..." Then he fell down & lied there.

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"Poor guy."

"Yeah, but I always wanted to have my own pair of tits sometimes without getting fat when I was a teenager, and look at these pecks!"

Luna then rolled her eyes. "Just send the next letter please."

Meanwhile...

"Hey you there, suspicious robot! State your name, now!"

"I am Hunter Silva, Formerly known as Bio Hunter Silva & Rider Hunter Silva. Now I am an assassin who will kill for high pay! Now get out of my way or else!"

"Negative!"

"Very Well then..." Then he pulled out his laser pistol "...Hakai! Hakai! Hakai!"

"Gwaaaaaaaaah!" Cried the guards as they died.

"Analyzing Spikerules302 particles. Spikerules302 particles detected, that way!"

Author's Note:

Hakai suru translates into destroy.

Comments

[panzerbrony]

reformed dialek assassin?! really?!

[panzerbrony]

4433717 you try entering her cell and I will hurt you capeche?

[OmniFox]

This is what happens when you jank up the Cloudsdale National Anthem.

[trahzo]

4433845 Yep, now go back to using the lullaby song on Celestia, we can't let her interfere with my plans!

[panzerbrony]

4433737 got kirins guarding her along with Russian drakes.