Ch.14: Love the Wub!
"Next is..."
"Vinyl Scratch A.K.A DJPON3!" Yelled Iron Will!
"Indeed, her music is awesome as Rainbow Dash would put it, but I wonder of how she'll make great music with Spike?"
"Um Luna, I'm going to need to explain what the expression means to you during the story."
A teenage Spike was out clubbing with his friends, oh was he pulling off moves like a smooth criminal, and it seemed Vinyl, the DJ of the club seemed to really like seeing his hot feet move it!
"Hey everypony, I gotta go, don't worry though, the one who'll be taking my place is Raptavia yo!" Raptavia, another cousin of Octavia. Or is it? No wait it is. Vinyl found the firey green stepper making her heart wub. She eventually located him at the bar area beacuase he was very exhausted. She managed to take the seat next to him.
"Another round on me sir!"
"Huh? Oh hey there Vinyl."
" 'Sup Spike? You were a true party monster out there on the dance floor."
"Thanks, but I still have energy to spare. Unfortunately my friends split because they ran out of gas, even Pinkie & Rainbow Dash."
"Yeah, that youthful wind of your's is awesome." (Youthful Wind, a reference to Persona 4 Golden) "Another round on me!"
"Hey, stop buying me drinks, I can get my own."
"Oh yeah? Who here gets an employee discount?"
"I see your point."
So they chatted for a while, then got back to the dance floor. Oh everyone picked these 2 as their fan favorite but then someone had to ruin it all.
"You call those dance moves? Please, a paraplegic pony with all 4 hooves disabled could dance better than you guys."
"You said it Gilda, these dweebs wouldn't know dancing from doo doo."
" *sigh!* Not these 2 again!" Spike groaned.
"Hey there little Spike! Who's this whore?" Asked Garble, his arch nemesis.
"Garble, why can't you leave me alone & let the past go?"
"Because, he ain't no lame chump like you & all of these ponies!"
"Hey, I though I had you 2 banned from here forever?!"
"You really think we'd listen to the rules?"
"Grr..." Vinyl then grabbed Spike's shoulder.
"Listen here you 2, there's only one way to settle things in this club, with a rap battle!"
Then everyone had a collective gasp.
"2-on-2, the battle is over when one couple gets served! You in?"
"(Wait, couple?)" Spike wondered.
"Bring it on!" They both said.
"Alright, hey Raptavia drop a wicked beat!"
"You got it P0N3! Epic Mlp Crack shipping rap battle! Spinyl vs. Garilda! BEGIN!"
Gilda:" Time for real girl to take the stage
go back & eat your smelly hay.
Do you realize who your taking on?
I'm Gilda, and you must know to never anger a Griffon!
Let's face the facts you turds are out matched
Spike wasn't even a true man when he was hatched!"
Vinyl: "Ew, your raps smell real bad like shit stains.
Since your half bird, then that means you're bird brained!
You really want to mess with a professional MC?
Your muscles can never compete with a body this curvy and lean.
Do you realize your going out with a douche who got beat by a Spike when he was a kid?
Well, at least Garble gets action despite having such a small dick!"
Then the audience all laughed.
Garble: "You namby pamby ponies & 1 gay dragon got nothing on me!
I can easily eat with you all with my fire breath & teeth!
Vinyl, you will be forgotten as soon as the series finale airs.
Spike, you are lamer then the Care Bears!
I am a true dragon & a true man, am I'm done with this pathetic Chorus.
People Also think I look like Titanosuarus."
Spike: "Don't you dare make fun of my family & friends.
When I was a kid I was as cool as Ben 10.
It's you who's not the true man here so you better be damned,
with my rhythmic grand slam.
You 2 in my opinion are perfect for each other.
So the both of can move out of your mother's
Then the audience all went ooooooooooh...hey look, there's Mordecai & Rigby with Cj & Eileen.
Spike & Vinyl: "Hmph, are yah now all finished?
Well it certainly looks like your pride has been totally diminished.
So why don't you 2 just get outta here you make us sick.
You're nothing but annoying pricks!"
Then the final syllable generated enough energy to blast Garble & Gilda out of the club! Then the guards stamped banned forever on their butt-cheeks.
Then the crowd cheered Spinyl over & over!
"Aaawww yeah, we definitely have a winning couple here! Give it up for Spinyl everypony."
"Excuse me, but we're not a..." Spike was then interrupted by Vinyl sweeping Spike off of his feet & then kissing him right there.
So the night went on with Spike & Vinyl partying, drinking, kissing, and when they were done, they went to Vinyl & Tavi's home to...you know.
"Do the mess around, yeah do the me..." Then Luna turned her music off.
"Hmph, my Rap Battle against Zecora was much better, get the next letter!" Commanded Iron Will.
Meanwhile...
"Hello there guard, I'll takeover, dismissed."
"Thank you."
"Here you go Nathan Bryon Alcantara."
"Thanks Panzerbrony." Said the Author.
"It wasn't easy, Spikerules302 is one tough cookie!"
"Don't worry, with this I'll be able to take on that unstoppable Shogun Deezutra, then escape. Now go & make sure Bloody Brandy, TheBlackKirin, Fatboi1000, and others are in position! We're at the halfway point of this story!"
"Yes sir!"
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At least no one said fo'shizzle.
hmm... I wonder what happened to the last tank shell I shot at Luna's tower?
psst.. I got a special gift for the shogun
4422542 you in position?
4422694 No, don't give him your present, I wanna take him down on my own! For right now, pay Vinyl, this showdown between me & Deezutra requires her services as a DJ!
4422710 roger sir. are you sure about not giving him a gift?cause I have some special food and drink already.
4422572 hey Cerberus want a new chew toy? goooo.... fetch!
4422542 fo'shizzle ma drizzle!
4422930 Too late, Cerberus has been sent back to Tartarus and now can never leave until a month!
4422941 one down. how many more to go
4422967 hey thanks for the fire wood mate I needed some for the next camping trip
4422988 I use my power as a writer to give Panzer Number 39: Utopia & Rank-up Magic Numeron Force! Now for Chaos XYZ Evolution! Come Forth Chaos Number 39: Utopia Ray Victory!
4422988 you just made it easy for me mate.
[casts tidal wave spell]
anyone want hydra sushi?
4423007 you can try mate but you can't defeat a changeling
4423049 Also, I'm an Alicorn Kirin during the day, Demon during the dusk & dawn, and a Griffon in the night. I just can't draw my own OC.
4423062 My OC is a changeling that feeds on pasta instead of emotions and lives near the coast
aww sweet i better get my claws ready!