Ch.17: The Rejected & the Dumped.
"Next is...Fleur De Lis!"
"Fleur, she is hot! Much more hot than Rarity!"
"Yes, but this is one of those usual ships, after Fancy Pants goes out with Rarity, Fleur goes out with Spike, but let's see where this goes, now begin the story!"
It was sunset on a beach. Spike & his new mare friend Fleur were watching it while sitting on a dock. They turned & smiled at each other.
"You are the one who completes this scene Fleur."
"In my opinion, it's you who completes the scene." She replied.
They rubbed noses, but then kissed now that the sun was completely down.
"Hey Spike, Fleur, it's time to limbo!" Pinkie called out.
"We'll be right there Pinkie, ready to go my sweetheart?"
"Yes, let's show them all how low we can go." Fleur agreed.
As it turned out, Spike's flexible body & Fleur's slender body proved they were able to go lower than Pinkie & then they win. They were having so much fun at the luau. They watched men in hula skirts doing those fire stunts with torches, they played pranks on others, their pranks even rivaled Pinkie & Dash. They were Ow! Hey, who threw that coconut? I swear that kid needs be put on a fucking leash! Oh, sorry about that people. As I was saying, they were so passionate for each other, and won all the events that they became King & Queen of the beach. It was so romantic that Fancy & Rarity were very proud of them.
"Isn't that so romantic Fancy Darling?"
"Agreed, they managed find love in each other after we broke their hearts."
Then they walked away to somewhere else.
"Spike, I've never had this much fun in years."
"Me too, I thought I would have this much with Rarity, but it's so much better because of you Fleur!"
"That's so kind of you little dragon." Then she kissed his cheek.
Hours passed, and now it was the next day, where they participated in the sandcastle contest, they got 2nd place. They had so much energy between them, they even won the surf contest. Also kid, if you try burying me in sand, Imma gonna kill you! Then Spike & Fluer hid behind some rocks to do something, ooh lala, let's see what they'll do shall we?
"I got something to ask you!" they said simultaneously. "No, you go 1st, no you!" They repeated this over and over until I couldn't take it anymore. So Spike went 1st.
"Fleur, I don't know what to say, you are gorgeous, sweet on me, you've been a great mare."
"Thank you, now it's my turn, Spike, you've saved me from my pain of being dumped and saved me from those thugs who wanted to gang bang me."
"I love you so much for filling the empty void in my heart!" They said simultaneously again.
"I-I originally intended to give this to Rarity, but I was wondering..." While he said that, Fleur said. "I-I wanted to give this to Fancy Pants..." Then they went back to saying things at the same time. "But now that I've found you, I just wanted to ask you, will you marry me?" They said as they brought out the tiny box with the rings inside! Then they looked at each other with empty expressions until they started laughing.
"Damn, I didn't expect this."
"Me neither, but for what it's worth, at least we both know we can agree to get married." Then they hugged.
"So Spike, want to..."
"Oh, I know what you're talking about."
H-hey, No! don't pan us away camera, we wanna see them get busy! Shit! NO-O-O-O!
"I wish I could go to the beach & not get stared at by stallions."
"I wish I could enjoy my smoothie without some brat throwing sand in it."
"Wanna be my bodyguard the next time I go to the beach?"
"Only if you make sure no kids ruin my smoothie."
"Agreed, now send us the next letter."
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4426414 drags muzzle over a hook and removes muzzle.
care to try again fool?
aims a sleep spell at you and fires
ready sir! also I sent weed brownies to Blueblood
4426892 Good, looks like you made it easier for the paid assassin. Now he can knock him out during his "Me party!".
4426914 I just sent him those so that way when they ask him what happened, they wouldn't believe him. Plus he cant focus on anything else but munchies.
How big are there forces, ill need to know how much gasoline to bring. another question i need to ask how the hell big is the equestrian pop cause i wanna limit civilian death.
Plus you guys dont need to hire a assassin , ill kill that arrogant prick for free!
4427354 we don't need royal blood on our hands mate, but I don't mind getting dirty
4427960
Sigh even if its blue blood, come on i don't need to get to close two him i just need to inhale and exhale. Remember im half drake, they never know it was me, plus all it takes is one grenade through his window and a potion to change me form and done.
Plus were are going to need a distraction but no offense we need one that is fast enough and small enough to escape without getting blown up panzer.
4428375 eh for now we should follow cobra commander's orders
4428429
Understood i wont bring the gasoline, lest we want a distraction, i hope your fast outside your tank when we are getting fired at, if not i can teleport us out of city if needed.
4428443 trust me I got more than one tank, I have a lot more firepower just give me a moment.. and take a look at my pic
4428499
So on a scale of one to 10 what are the odds of us making it out of this with minimal mental scars and no loss of limbs?
4428515 I'm not a gambling man but I say 6/10
might improve to 9/10 if that shogun is defeated.
got a surprise coming give me a moment to pull a pinkie moment
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
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Timberwolf mech
fires in salvo
4 missiles
2 pulse lasers
and 2 gauss cannons
time to bring the pain!
4428599
Good that might stall him a few minutes, ill bring poison gas just in case and extra gas masks.
4429899 Black, Panzer, this assassination requires a robot to kill Spikerules302, that's why you're not ones assassinating him!