Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.3: It's All That Person's Fault!

by trahzo

Ch.21: I Feel Your Pain.

"Next is..."

"...Who's Cherry Berry?"

"She's a background pony. She's that Pink Earth pony with a yellow mane who's just as unlucky as Spike."

Then another letter came to them

"It's a letter from the author, it reads:
Dear Luna & Iron Will

I am terribly sorry to all the readers, but this one might include Spikeabuse.

Regretfully: Nathan Bryon Alcantara AKA Trahzo the author."

"Ooh boy, begin the story."

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"Aaaaaaaaah!!!" Spike screamed while running from something.

"Waaaaaaaah!!!" Cherry Berry screamed while running from another something.

Spike was being chased by Mecha Rainbow Dash & Cherry Berry was being chased by Dark Rainbow Dash, they were just a turn away from each other, and as soon as they turned that corner.

"DUCK!!!" So they did.

*Ka-boom!*

They were both shaking with fear & had their eyes completely shut while in fetel position until they were poked.

"Good job you 2, unfortunately there are 20 more Mecha me's & Shadow me's and it seems they have targeted you both!"

*GULP!*

"There they are! Destroy them!"

"Aaaaaaaaah!!!" They both shrieked!

So they ran, jumping, ducking, and running as fast as they both can to avoid the attacking mob!

"Quickly kid, to my helicopter, I just added some weapons to it!"

"Okay, also you look familiar, have we met?"

"I'm Cherry Berry, don't you remember? I let you & Twilight rent my hot-air balloon whenever it's time to do the opening of the show."

"Oh yeah, thanks for letting us do that!"

"No problem, you know we're a-lot alike."

"How so?" Spike asked as he dodged a laser from a Mecha Dash.

"We've been put into constant danger a-lot! Sometimes we even get hurt!"

"Oh yeah that's true!"

"You know Spike, you're pretty cute!"

Spike blushed at the comment. "Thanks, you're very cute as well."

"Man am I getting thirsty."

"Oh don't sweat, Pinkie, can you please give Cherry Berry a Pepsi?"

Then Pinkie ran next to them.

"Here you go."

"Thanks Pinkie, I know you cannot drink while running with those hooves, so let me hold it for you while you drink through the straw." Spike explained she drank the whole thing then Spike threw it backwards hitting a dark!

"You know, we've been pretty fortunate so far. I know it's as if the bad luck we usually get on a daily basis, is repelling each other & transforming into good luck."

"Wow, how does a kid like you manage to come to that conclusion? Oh wait that's right, you're Twilight's kid, she's obviously home schooled you so you wont be as stupid as other dragons!"

"I know, she's great!"

Then stallions bringing a really long piece of glass blocked their path. It seemed like a dead end, but then they began carrying it in flat.

"On the count of 3, we slide under!"

"Understood Spike!"

"1, 2, 3!"

They slid under, then the stallions returned to carrying it sideways, which then broke because 3 Mechas & 3 Darks crashed into it & died!

"Yeah!" Then they bumped hoof & claw.

"Man that was awesome!"

"I freaking know! Hey there's my house, quickly get in!"

They escaped into the house but not for long, the evil forces were blasting at it! That's when the roof opened up and emerging was Cherry Berry & Spike inside a helicopter with missiles & Dual Gatling guns!

"Eat it you fakers!"

Then they ripped they evil Rainbow Dashes apart!

"Woo-hoo! We did it!"

"Thanks for the assist again you 2, now I must dash, there are still more fakers who just love to copy that which is awesome."

"Bye Rainbow Dash." Spike said.

"Hey Spike?"

" 'Sup Cherry?" Then he saw the tears in her eyes. "Cherry what's wrong?"

"They destroyed my house!"

"Oh don't worry, you can come stay with me at the castle."

"R-really?"

"Yeah, I'm sure Twilight will..."

"Oh thank you Spike! Thank you!"

"Ah, Cherry Berry! you gotta keep on peddling!"

Well, their good luck didn't last for long, because Cherry was so happy, that she couldn't keep the helicopter in the sky & they eventually crashed! Later in the afterlife...

"NO! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE!!!"

"Tee-hee, where are you going my love? I want us to spend an eternity together in death!"

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"Damn."

"I know Iron Will, now send the next letter."

Meanwhile...

"Oh God, no! Get away from me!" But it was too late Pinkamena killed the guard.

"Hehehehe! Hello Trahzo!" She said as she phased through the bars.

"Ah Pinkamena! I've been waiting when the guards finally brought dinner for the prisoners!"

"What!"

Then I grabbed her, & swallowed her whole! Now I wonder if that little scene will constitute making this story a mature story.

Comments

[trahzo]

4433259 Good job, now I don't need to pay the assassin extra.

[panzerbrony]

thanks for nomming her but she is a variant of pinkie and she will get me

[panzerbrony]

4433362 eh, I bribed them a special section of land that was in prime real estate area so they would not support you. they agreed

[TheBlackKirin]

Oh so she was tha assassin , also you may wanna spit here out . We all know pinkie, and if pinkamena is anywhere near or in you she wont be for long. Ill prepare the cutting open procedure, panzer im gonna need you to blow the bitch to hell when she is out. Dont worry there is a 5/10 chance well survive.

[panzerbrony]

4433514 here let me casts a spell that morphs her out of the author's body. as soon as I do so I cuff her and put her in a cell.
keep an eye on this one lads. she's known to escape if anypony else gets here wanting to kill her, tell them to talk to me or they will be shot. understood?
yes sir!
good

in Pinkamena's mind:
oh don't worry panzer. I'll get you soon, very soon. her expression is a bedroom eye look at me while I gave her cell guards their orders.

[TheBlackKirin]

I'd hit that, and leave the cuffs on here while i do

[TheBlackKirin]

Hope you all have accelerated healing abilities as well, well if you lose blood im O type