Pony 9/11

by Leslie Nielson

pony 911

Authoirs Notel: 9/11 is a terribel attack maybe by the us govrenment to srame the muslims for it and it wasnt them but it was the jews.

Pony 9/11

once upon tme tHere was a white pony anmed RArity. Sahe was with her ister Scootaloo and they were going to work because was big projct and rarity had fashion. SHe had purple hair. she was gong up the stairs
"it uis wonderful day to go to work"rarity said
"yes" said scootalo who was also there . Rarity was now in here offce, typing on a comupetr. ha ha noe no none can stop eme rarity said. she was makeing secret palns to put a laser gun in a dress to shoot at the ponies.
'I haev a letter for you" said flutertshy, who was also at the office but didnt work there beacuse she lived in nature. She was yellow.
Juts then a plane crashed into the wall and was in a big axplosion tahts went boom like the sun and the terrorist said
"ha ha noe you are die" said the tereorist
said the terrorist. "oh no what a problem" said scootaloo she was on fire from the plane. she soon died "halp me rarity she said"
"No you are dead but were beautiful soul"rarity has to esacepe from the building. Fluttershy was also dead. and then the ceiling was flalling and the walls were break and teh desks were crush and rarity has to get out of there. So she did. SEH went out the door into hallway but was stoped by rainbow das. She is the blue one with the hair that has colours. and she said "no you don not know the wasy" and rarity said
yes i do
and they went but as thye wrer walk there was a terrorist!
"i will stop you" said ther terosrsit/ and he pullef out rocket gun and shot alot of bullets but missed.
Ha ha" you have "maissd" me said rarty and she tok out her pony gun and shoot the terrorist in the face
"lets dash said rainbow dash" ubt then another terrotist came out and shoot her with the gun.
"ha ha stupid amreican! you will sufare?" siad terrorist. Rarity did 3 backfilps and a trunkick to the very face and shot lots of bullets and didnt miss them and shot the terrosrtit into the face. No you are daed said rarity but ther was no time! so she went doen the stairs there were alot of stares to go down but she did
THEN she was going down ther stiars but there was a perdicaqment! there was not stares! so she had to slide doen that raling but lost her grip and fell down the stairs. "OH no help me" she said as she fel down the stars. She landed on a ded body of a purple hosre with purple hair. iT was twilgiht sparkle
"Oh no now all of my friends are dead". She was sad bcease all here freinds were dead at the time nad now she would hvave to make new one!
then as she was going down moare stairs
AUTHOURS NOT: in the tiwn towers ther was alot of stairs and rarity was in the top poart of it.
tHEN she caled out on herre pony cell phone and clled her mom.
ring ring
Hello" mom there its a terrorist atack on the toweres for at I am working at?! do not be a distress, for aI am not dead but my friends are an i have to make new friends. said rarity she was talking to her mom
"that is ok and make sure to hom for dinnre because we are having turkjey and potato and beans and crots and selery and chip[s. "said mom
"ok said rarity who now hanged up the phone and went doen more starts for getting out.
THne as she was walking down more stairs she heard here friend Pinkie PIe was who aws in the room near where she was.
"help me she was trapped under a desk" so rarity went
"Its tiem for action" said her, who as she was making a kick on the desk and shoot bullets at it with the gun. bUT IT was too late. Pinkie pie was alredy dead from the plane and the epxplosion and the fire and the desk as well too. oH no" what a tragedy" said rarity and she lfet a flower on piknie she was raelly sad because she was in love with pinkie pie secretly because but didnt tell her becuase she would tell the other ponies and lesbians were not allowerd to live in ponyville bcceause it is old time where they are and not understanding like it is n0w.
Then the other placne hit the other toweer and she ere the blast of it. I am telling the FBI when I get done wither here. So she went more down ther stiars and then she saw a fire fighter. His name is bill . He likes to play fotoball and has a mustache.
"where are the ponys" said the fireman
"THERE ARE DEAD!" said rariyyt who was crying because they ere dead.
"oh no thet is bad news said the fireman" and they went down the stares AND WERE ALMOST AT THE BOTTMO becaise ratiyt actuallu climed alot of stiar with the firemen helpng her
"I will help you little pony" said fireman bill" and he put rarity on his back and carried her out
"oh how delightful" said rarity because it weas always about her having to alot of things by hererslef all the time and it was nice to not have to do thoses things.
'You are the most beautiful pon" said fireman bill
":thank you siad riaryy
and then they got out of there. they got in the firetruck and leave and fell in love and got maried and rairty didnt die.
Thhe end
tahnk ou for reading the sotryr

Comments

[mrhappyface]

Braco, Bravo absolutly hilariouse! Based on one of my personal favorite funny events in history! This was truly a masterpiece worthy of multiple awards. I do so hope that a sequel shal be made about the terrorists succeding and wiping the American infidels off the earth! Good Day and Satan bless.

[Poodicus]

277694

what's it like being a troll? Is it fun?

[mrhappyface]

277695 Yes, it is very fun indeed. It is also amusing to praise the holy lord Satan and be a member of the communist party. Good Day and Satan bless

[Poodicus]

277701

well then, good to know. Good day and hail.... Stalin? I don't know, I got nothing.

[ARBPW]

Oh come on. If you're going to write a trollfic, at least have some subtlety about it.

[lTruelPsycho]

I to would love to see the american scum wiped off the face of the earth.

[mrhappyface]

277707 Your comment plus your profile pic is funny as hell. Anyway I am with you 100%. America is overrated and their government is led by a bunch of rich dumbasses. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS AND ALL HAIL LORD SATAN! Good Day and Satan Bles.

[oblivion2k]

277703
Maybe it's less of a trollfic and more of a tongue-in-cheek critique of common poor fanfic writing techniques? Kinda how A Normal Day in Ponyville was a parody of fimfic cliches.

[ARBPW]

277728
Maybe it is, but I highly doubt that's the case.

[PrinceLexmarkThePrinted]

Good Lord, this is the most unsubtle trollfic in the history of retardation.

This one is seriously not funny and just plain offending. I like a good trollfic, I really do, some are inredibly hilarious or so outrageously dumb you can't help but be amused. This one though... no, just no.

[thepinkparty]

277720 death to the americans xD hail britans xD

[LynxMentor]

277707 How about all scum?

Love and Tolerate.

[mrhappyface]

277745 The British are okay, they have good tea and their government suck less than America's. But still, I say that Russia pwns all. I mean look at Vladmier Putin, he is a muther fucking badass.

277730 If you like a good trollfic, you should cheak out my stories. I don't mean to self advertise or brag but they are hilariouse and amusing. Good Day and Satan bless.

[Distrance]

277745

At least we can understand what the hell us Americans say.

[66666666666666666-]

America is best country! Texas is best state! i have to admit though, this was a pretty funny trollfic, despite my love for MERICA!... and rarity

[66666666666666666-]

277720 I agree our politicians suck, and capitalism is also kinda messed up, but the govt. itself is good. and da militarys is AWESOME

[mrhappyface]

277809 We don't even give them decent guns, but yes, I do agree the soilders in the American are bad ass. The Spetsnaz are just tougher. Good Day and Satan Bless

[Ducreux'ed]

277782
I agree on most accounts, however an exceptionally schitty trollfic is also remembered for an intermediate time and incites manny insults to the troll in question. he may be a cannibal troll/troll hybrid.

[Bronyzilla]

Well then... this was... an interesting trollfic.

[Chill Mists(Chilly)]

277729 My word... your profile pic... such a beautiful work of art! Right up there with Van Gogh.

[kjaslwod]

Uncool.

[ARBPW]

277891
Thank you! I spent 2 minutes of my precious life drawing it. I'm glad to see someone who appreciates fine art...

It's... beautiful

OH MY GOD! I HAVE A FAN! MY LIFE HAS MEANING ONCE AGAIN!

[Chill Mists(Chilly)]

277961 I would love to see more from you! Say, within a month you could be world famous! You will go down in history.

[mrhappyface]

277959 If the S.S. are better how come the Russians kicked their asses in WWII.
Good Day and Satan Bless

[Blitz the Dragon]

277782 DO IT!

[PonyofTacos]

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I agree with the communist ^

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[lTruelPsycho]

277760

Love and tolerance was invented on 4chan.It's very amusing to watch how the newfags of this fandom have taken it up for something it never was.

[kjaslwod]

278022
277994

How the fuck did this even drift of into a political discussion? I could understand bitchy bitches bitching about the unnecessary 9/11 reference, but neither can, nor shall I comprehend the digression into the depths of the Spetsnaz/S.S/S.A/FBI/CIA, WHATEVER.

This is a fanfiction board for My Little Pony. What the hell is wrong with you guys?

[mrhappyface]

278229 OK, to suit you I shall change the subject, Ahem....... Necrophilia, also called thanatophilia or necrolagnia, is the sexual attraction to corpses. It is classified as a paraphilia by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association. The word is artificially derived from the ancient Greek words: νεκρός (nekros; "dead") and φιλία (philia; "love"). The term appears to have originated from Krafft-Ebing's 1886 work Psychopathia Sexualis.

Rosman and Resnick (1989) reviewed information from 34 cases of necrophilia describing the individuals' motivations for their behaviors: these individuals reported the desire to possess an unresisting and unrejecting partner (68%), reunions with a romantic partner (21%), sexual attraction to corpses (15%), comfort or overcoming feelings of isolation (15%), or seeking self-esteem by expressing power over a homicide victim (12%). History

Singular accounts of necrophilia in history are sporadic, though written records suggest the practice was present within Ancient Egypt. Herodotus writes in The Histories that, to discourage intercourse with a corpse, ancient Egyptians left deceased beautiful women to decay for "three or four days" before giving them to the embalmers.

In some societies the practice was enacted owing to a belief that the soul of an unmarried woman would not find peace; among the Kachin of Myanmar, versions of a marriage ceremony were held to lay a dead virgin to rest, which would involve intercourse with the corpse. Similar practices existed in some pre-modern Central European societies when a woman who was engaged to be married died before the wedding.
Religious aspect

Acts of necrophilia are reportedly displayed on Moche artifacts of Peru. It was reportedly used as a method to communicate with the dead.

Research

In 1958, Klaf and Brown commented that, although rarely described, necrophilic fantasies may occur more often than is generally supposed.

Rosman and Resnick (1989) theorized that either of the following situations could be antecedents to necrophilia
1.The necrophile develops poor self-esteem, perhaps due in part to a significant loss; (a) He/she is very fearful of rejection by women/men and he/she desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him/her; and/or (b) He/she is fearful of the dead, and transforms his/her fear — by means of reaction formation — into a desire.
2.He/she develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a corpse, sometimes after exposure to a corpse.

The authors also reported that, of their sample of 'necrophiliacs,':
68% were motivated by a desire for an unresisting and unrejecting partner;
21% by a want for reunion with a lost partner;
15% by sexual attraction to dead people;
15% by a desire for comfort or to overcome feelings of isolation; and
11% by a desire to remedy low self-esteem by expressing power over a corpse

At the end of their own report, Rosman and Resnick wrote that their study should only be used like a spring-board for further, more in depth, research.

Minor modern researches conducted in England have shown that some necrophiles tend to choose a dead mate after failing to create romantic attachments with the living.

In animals

Necrophilia is known to occur in animals, with a number of confirmed observations. Kees Moeliker allegedly made one of these observations while he was sitting in his office at the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, when he heard the distinctive thud of a bird hitting the glass facade of the building. Upon inspection, he discovered a drake (male) mallard lying dead outside the building. Next to the downed bird there was a second drake mallard standing close by. As Moeliker observed the couple, the living drake pecked at the corpse of the dead one for a few minutes then mounted the corpse and began copulating with it. The act of necrophilia lasted for about 75 minutes, in which time, according to Moeliker, the living drake took two short breaks before resuming with copulating behavior. Moeliker surmised that at the time of the collision with the window the two mallards were engaged in a common pattern in duck behavior called "attempted rape flight". "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback — well, didn't get any feedback," according to Moeliker. This is the first recorded case of necrophilia in the mallard duck- though not the only recorded case of homosexuality within the bird family.

The film The Cane Toads: an Unnatural History shows a male toad copulating with a female toad that has been run over by a car. It goes on to do this for eight hours.

In the case of a praying mantis, necrophilia could be said to be part of their methods of reproduction. The larger female will sometimes decapitate or even eat her mate during copulation. However, this only happens in 5-31% of cases.

Good Day and Satan Bless

[kjaslwod]

278360

Nice use of the Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v function.

[thepinkparty]

277776 oh god yes russia all the way tbh>>277780 im sorry i cant hear you over how fat americans are ;D

[LynxMentor]

278221
I don't care where it comes from, it's a good message. Is it so wrong to want to love everybody for who they are? Even when times are bad and people are difficult, you have to admit that it makes things interesting.

Think of how boring the world would be if everone was the same.

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[lTruelPsycho]

278542

My optism died a long time ago sadly.

[mrhappyface]

278382 Thank you. Plagerism is a forgoten art medium.

Good Day

[LynxMentor]

278551
It's not about optimism, it's about tolerance. It's one thing to think that everyone is ok, but it is another thing entirely to simply tolerate them. You don't have to like them, heck, you can even hate them, but just recognize that life would suck without adversity around to make it interesting. Entropy is a good thing in life.

[lTruelPsycho]

278602

Yeah your personal take on it is pretty cool but every other brony i see has there own meaning and uses for it it's mostly used to chase off people that don't agree with them.

[LynxMentor]

278606

I actually find that to be contrary to the message the show sends. The more you talk about a problem, the more you learn about it, and the more your opinion should change to reflect that.

[lTruelPsycho]

278693
Yeah and i agree and felt that way at first but the sad truth is this fandom is pretty much ruined at this point.

The fact you preach for love and tolerance means that you have a certain lvl of protection from the fandom comment's.

Like when the derpy thing all happened i said that i liked the new voice more than the old one and that the old one did sound a lil offensive to me but not enough to get boned to send hatemail and i got raged at hard.

[LynxMentor]

278717
People are protective of Derpy. We named her, we made her... It's not hard to see why.

[lTruelPsycho]

279122

Gay.

[LynxMentor]

279129
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[lTruelPsycho]

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You will hate my fanfic if you are one of those derpy fags.

[66666666666666666-]

277959 SS are cruel and cold. which i kinda respect. but SPETSAZ are sum hardcore muthaf**kers!

[jd896]

279763

I play Call of Duty, therefore I'm an expert on other countries' military forces.

[Medic]

OMFG WTF is this, compared to this i feel like a super genius

[66666666666666666-]

280131 i do play CoD, and BF3 as well. But if your suggesting im one of the people who assume i only know about military from videogames, than im not even gonna argue with you. just no...

[No Ponyfags allowed]

Damn I love making fun of massacres.

I demand a new story about that recent Ohio school incident.

[66666666666666666-]

280131 ok, i couldnt help it, ive been into military, mostly our own, before i even knew what CoD was! I've been planning to join since i was a little kid! It was recently that i started getting into other nations military i admit, but i am not a CoD fanboy (AKA fag(dont like using that word, but it is what it is)). sorry if i raged a bit there, but i hate when people assume i only like miltary cuz of FPS's. i do try to tolerate though.

[66666666666666666-]

280787 dang, i think we can all admit that super powers of the world all have badflank militaries! some better in some fields than others.
BTW, today in WD history i read about wilhelm II, and i think i can give him some respect, but taking on multiple countries all at once(even though preeemptive strike is a good tactic) was very... unwise.

[Level0Hero]

In my opinion, compared to the Japanese back then, the Waffern SS is no match for shinto-bushido following Japanese soldier.

And this fic was...weird. I guess it's somewhat enjoyable. But meh.