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Leslie Nielson


Hlello! I am Leslie Nielson(thats nto my real name byut is just from the ponies) I am here to writeew stroy so give me crtiiscm and likes and favories,.

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all of teh ponies aer now ants btu cant tell u why so raed teh sotyry

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 60 )

wha... WHA?????:raritydespair:

Mah braiiiinnn:raritydespair:

JN

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Not sure if trolling or actually stupid..

250311
Dude... if he actually was that stupid how could he post the story?

Don't stop writing, just because you're shit doesn't mean you should stop, but all I ask is that you drastically improve!

I just wonder how this got past the confirmation stage to be posted. Perhaps it's a really deep, truly brilliant deconstruction of high-minded fanfiction ideas being put through the woodchipper by hasty execution and talentless, inept writers, or possibly it's an on-site experiment to see what kind of crap they can get posted. Or maybe it's just a really stupid trolling attempt by an even more moronic writer.

Who knows, but I'm sort of expecting to see it in the feature box before long. :facehoof:

Edit: Also, screw the writer for defacing Leslie Nielsen.

How the heck did this get featured and Maledictum Insania never even got mentioned?

250359
your reviews are always great.

but horse manure, what's the point of these eye-rape stuff? I can laugh at other fics. intelligent ones.

250363

How did this get featured indeed... because the featured rotation has become screwed up. Now all a story needs is a bunch of ratings, whether good or bad, to make the rotation, and legitimately good authors get screwed.

What...:facehoof:....The.......:twilightangry2:.....Fuck did i just read?:flutterrage:

you...YES...YOU!!! GTFO!:pinkiesick:

*looks at the feature box* :rainbowhuh:

Oh, come on!

>> quillsaga Why, thank you. I really appreciate that. :rainbowkiss:

Wait, I'm confused. People put hard work, dedication, and labor into their work... and THIS gets featured?:derpyderp2: W-what? Something can't be right.

JN

250325

i.imgur.com/rCfJr.jpg

There are many ways where that would be possible that I don't want to venture into.

250414 What are the guidelines for a story to get featured? Does it only have to do with the amount of ratings it gets in a small amount of time? Tell me, where am I going so wrong?

250388
Easily best clip...

Also a small note on the story, I do not think ants go "squish" but rather more of a "crunch".
And "TWILIGHT sparkle", sparkle should be capitalized :twilightsmile:

You know...I have no idea if this guy's some kind of troll...or if he's legitimately illiterate. Spelling should be a prerequisite for writing stuff.

Also...remember when good stories appeared in the feature bar? You know, the stories that were actually well put together? Yeah. Those were the days. If this keeps up, people are just going to start ignoring the feature box completely. This will translate into decent fics not getting the coverage they deserve, et cetera, et cetera.

250426 All I know is that, shall we say, less deserving stories are the ones that tend to be featured an inordinate amount of the time. I wish I knew the specifics, so I could formulate a more useful complaint against it. I would think though that it's some kind of automated process that takes into account, as you said, number of ratings over time, and probably also comments over time. Which most likely means we're doing ourselves a disservice by discussing this topic here.

Come to think of it, that could very well be the while point of this "story"...

This is truly a master piece for this generation that rivals the writing staff of the show itself. Its obvious that them being ants is a visual metaphor for ones feeling of insignificance, and compared too a great ruler like Celestia, all one would ever be, an ant.

You match the characters perfectly, specifying that Rainbow Dash does indeed live in, her own house, and not Twilight. And the way you described Twilight and her being purple (no doubt a metaphor for her being in love with Rainbow Dash that i'm sure you'll no doubt exploit later).

And of course, who could forget that ending, that cliffhanger making the reader ask for more " They wer all very small now and mgiht ge squish by spkie so they had to be cefarful." Again, it ever being obvious that this is significant, because spike being a Dragon, will one day grow up, and will no doubt be a life altering Journey for all who are involved.

I give this story 5 stars.

This. This is how not to write a troll fic.

Most of the time it can be halfway enjoyable because the writer either parodies common fandom clichés or comes up with genuinely amusing scenarios (Like "No John, you are the Demons" or "I hath Telekinesis")

But this... this is just a mixture of bad grammar and poor spelling. Try harder next time, sir: try harder.

SO... I can put hard work and dedication into my fanfic, but somehow this is featured? :pinkiesick: :facehoof: :ajbemused: :flutterrage:

250408
Tell me about it!

250414
No, it didn't used to happen all the time. Stories of actual quality used to get featured, not things like this. Now, you can debate all day long whether a story is good or not, but ultimately, stories that were featured were the creme de la creme. They also stayed in the rotation longer, allowing them to get the coverage they deserved (also because only good stories got there, so therefore it changed slower because not that many good ones are posted.)

250459 I don't think this story is featured. Plus, your story was cute. A bit short, but good all the same. Just remember, bad may get more attention then good, but good is valued a lot more.

My Lord, this piece of literature will go down in history as a classic. I am honored to have read it so shortly after its publicaton. Your writing style was at first a tad too descriptive however.
I must admit, that I was shocked at the spot on representation of Applejack and her dialect. And, good sr, your character description of Rarity was gorgeous. I've never seen adjectives used so magnificantly before.
Tears welled in my eyes, laughs left my mouth, and my heart glowed for the characters in what is most certainly their greatest adventure yet. :moustache:

ps- This was so stupid I loved it. :rainbowlaugh:

250447 Okay, good one. I laughed heartily. :rainbowlaugh:

Typoes too unrealistic, sorry.

Your words... they hurt my eyes...

*blinks*

Um...okay, i give up on my own story...it's pointless now after reading this. I have no hope of comparing to this...:pinkiesad2:

I'm thinking this guy's trying to build on the "success" that "The Spiderses" enjoyed. Complete disregard for spelling, punctuation, and general coherence, plus being about ponies being turned into insects (or in Spiderses' case, arachnids.)

This is absolutely horrible. Why would you even write this?

...Whatever the reason, I love you. This is so terrible that I can't wait for chapter 2.

250658 Both your avatar and that thing you just put on your comment creep me the fuck out.


p.s. I was going to read this. I thought "ants that sounds like a fun idea", but now seeing your reactions I now think that this will probably be a rather large petrified pile of dog shit which has been roasting in the grass at Crescent Park in (ramble alert) Littlefield, Texas, during mid-summer.

250354 250363 250387 250626 Read "Quarter Life: Halfway to Destruction". It's supposed to be very stupid. That's what makes it funny!

Eh. I don't really have anything against 'so bad they're good' fics (there needs to be a better name for them than 'trollfics'), but this particular one is a fairly uninspired example of the form. Clearly a blatant attempt to cash in on the genius of 'Spiderses'.

250408
Pretty sure "Featured" is automatic, based solely on ratings and comments (but not views)

So yes, you can write a horrible 300-word "fic" and it will get featured after getting tons of negative comments and thumb-downs.

How'd this even get past moderation, anyways?

Naked gun is best movie series.

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