((Prompt: Somepony is on a very tight schedule.))
7:30 A.M: Get up.
8:00 A.M: Actually get up. Perform morning exercises—stretch all face muscles. Test new joke on twins.
9:00 A.M: Breakfast. Cherry cream danish. Remind self that Cake twins aren't old enough to really get Star Mares references.
9:30 A.M: Baking. Two dozen banana nut muffins, one dozen double chocolate, six specialty cinnamon rolls, a seventh specialty cinnamon roll to compensate for sampling, and one cake base.
11:00 A.M: One more specialty cinnamon roll. Can't be too careful about quality control.
12:00 P.M: Lunch break. Not hungry, too full of cinnamon rolls. Complain about tummy.
12:30 P.M: Watch store for Cakes while they go out to get more cinnamon from the market. Play peek-a-pony with twins between orders.
2:00 P.M: Pinkie Patrol. Let Cakes manage store, go out to enforce Ponyville frown-free zone.
2:15 P.M: Find colt in violation of frown-free zone. Fine of tickles and one big Pinkie hug to be rendered immediately.
3:00 P.M: Frolic.
4:00 P.M: Drop by library. Sing a song about books, made up on the spot.
4:01 P.M: Get kicked out of library. Head for Sweet Apple Acres. Help Applejack bake apple pie.
4:30 P.M: Informed Applejack was making apple salad, not pie. Proceed to make pie, anyway.
5:45 P.M: Dinner with Apple family. Apple pie salad. Very delicious.
6:00 P.M: More frolicking.
7:00 P.M: Return to Sugarcube Corner. Watch foals while Cakes clean up the bakery.
7:30 P.M: Dessert. Swear off specialty cinnamon rolls for life.
9:00 P.M: Help put twins down for bed. Spend some time in room fine-tuning party cannon.
10:00 P.M: Wash up, brush teeth, go to bed. Tomorrow's another big day.
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12:00 A.M: One more bite of specialty cinnamon roll.
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Heh. If pinkie had a schedule, this is what I would be like. Maybe Twilight's rubbing off on her?
It makes perfect sense that Pinkie would spend an hour a a time frolicking. I love it so much.
4:01 pm seems very accurate, but 2:15 made me smile the most.
2852210 Then you are allowed within the frown-free zone.
Frolic.
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I found this funnier than I should have.