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How many references can you find?
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Fuck it. There's too many.
~Skeeter The Lurker
YAY BURRITOS
also
THE NUMBER OF 42 REFERENCES
IS TOO DAMN HIGH
I feel that due to the ungodly amount of sucky puns and references in the very first part of the chapter i think that this chapter has reached a completely new level of satire unbeknownst to humans.
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If only I knew what level that was, but even I am not permitted to know.
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There are 42 references in this story.
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He's onto me, run!
*whew* I'm safe now. I thought no one would read this story if I made it any worse. You three are my new favorite human beings.
That code from the scene with Pinkie (687337) for those wondering: It is a horrid puke green color. Clicky clicky to see it.
Also.
I laughed so hard at that.
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That it is, but it also spells something.
2686163 Then I'll wait for someone else with more luck to decode it. If there was a key of some sort it would be easier.
Unless it's in there and I missed it...
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Every one of us owns the item needed to decode it. We use it every day. Some of you are using it to view this website right now ...
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That's way too big of a hint:
murder
I'm glad you decided to go back to more serious chapters. I'll read more woona and drunken scootaloo if I have to, but I enjoy this a lot more.
And CMC next? Don't make me rent out a botnet to rig the poll.
2686139 The level of Satire in this chapter IS OVER NINE THOUSAAA- no! NO! I WILL NOT DO THAT JOKE AGAIN! IT IS SO UTTERLY OVERDONE I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THIS DEBACLE ANYMORE! I am quite frankly shocked AND disgusted dear sir!
No more of this!
This fanfic has alienated everything to do with porn, i will have to live the rest of my life with nothing but soft core skimpily clad anime girls.
2686384 I still don't understand the code, sorry but i am utterly horrible at these kind of things.
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use the letters on a phone number pad - 2 is ABC, 3 is DEF, etc.
2686463 Ooooh... i rarely use a phone so that one was lost on me.
On a side note the "Brown note" has already been busted by The Mythbusters so Vinyl causing massive bowel movements for the royal orchestra is (mind the pun) bullshit. But i guess that this being a story of fiction/satire and something i have yet to distinguish the taste of, i feel that such a thing can be excused.
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Wouldn't it be horseshit instead of bullshit?
2686602 Yes but i feel that bullshit was more appropriate, plus we got "IRON WHUUUL YUUUUUUUH!!!" in the mlp:fim-verse so it's totally okay to do that.
do one where a human starts to break the ring like a solder or something... yes...
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Yeah I was losing control of the rape train, which has no brakes, so you know it's really out of control... now that I've reigned it back in, I'm all set for "why there are so many humans in Equestria" and several scenes taking place in the brothels springing up all over the place. Why go to Earth when you can get the sex for free (in Equestria?) Humans are best pets.
p.s. Yes, the CMC will try (and fail hilariously) to get laid. It will be LEGEN—
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Wait, you want more porn? Well, I guess I could do that.... I mean, I've made you all suffer through random, un-porn for long enough.
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because magic!
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An army of highly trained sex-ninjas....
2686848 -DARY? Also yes more porn, but if you want it to be fappable i suggest you turn down the satire just a few notches, i'm fine with "suddenly tentacles appeared." But the "you could hear the bones crunching as Pinkamena lowered the human into the meatgrinder" makes my stomach do flips.
2686848 no this is a world i would like to see burn.... that and i want a human to sucseed in saying no
There's a bunch going through my head all at once so I'll just state the 3 most important.
1.Your writing in the style i like again. I may like you drunk but the writing is off to me while drunk.
2.I have just voted. Have fun writing!
3. Why must you remind me of Rainbow's incident where she was bleeding everywhere? Why did it have to happen to dashie?
Yes..... YES!
what did I just read? AGAIN!
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Thank you, sir, you are a scholar and a gentleman. I've added it to my ever-accordioning Read Later list.
Oh, and
was that an error?
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No that's wish fulfillment. Who hasn't wanted to have sex with themselves? (typo fixed.)
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Then you probably want more Woona chapters, or drunken Scootaloo. Drunken Woona x Discord?
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I don't know why anyone would read any of this after the first like, four sentences of chapter 1. But you are, so I'm
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Thank parasprite, the darkest dark author on the site.
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I have one acronym for it: NSFW
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That's what customers at the Diamond Dog Debauchery Brothel were saying last night.
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I thought that was really sexy. Who doesn't like to hear the sound of bones crunching? I assume it sounds like when I pop someone's shoulder back into socket. Tons of screaming and struggling as we treat them like two lego pieces that won't fit together quite right.
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1. thanks
2. thanks
3. because every brony wants to sleep with Dash, and 75% of them would probably break her.
2688872 Damn straight!
2688872 I want more Charlie Sheen chapters!
Why do I have someone named hiscock in my nonexistent pussy!? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD!?!
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I just can't win!
how and why whod you be mean to woona
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I think I come back because of the random. And because Forced Pony Cuddles hasn't updated yet.
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Still bad because I have a brother that acts like the guy that did that. Also I wouldn't break her. I would be gentle so I must be the 25% ... umm I didn't say I want to screw her. Not one bit. Nope. None. Avert them eyes. media.tumblr.com/3bdf6af578ed489839719c6d7c9f1f79/tumblr_inline_mkvdaj3IqE1qz4rgp.jpg
OH GOD THE REFERENCES
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
EVERYWHAR!
dude....wtf... you had me laughing to early and non stop. I swear to celestia the chevron bit hurt. seriously all i could see was our gas pumps glowing red as they engaged (yes I work at chevron that made it so much more funny) but you realize they could of avoided the power surge by enacting the techron locks to stabilze the texaco's.
and the pinkamena bit was funny too everypony likes a little redrum now and then lol.
but my fave had to be the CMC cumdumpsters (megasweet reference?) all i can say good sir is prepare your anus your about to give birth (woot anal babies for the win!)
look forward to the next chapter hopefully I'll have more free time to read em sooner.
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Go home Sclooptaloo! You're drunk!
... you've got a point though. If I didn't find it so hilarious, I would have deleted it. How could drunk me be mean to Sclooptaloo? At least I used magic latex to cure her and "treat her right" in the end.
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All I could see was the Delorian, passing through the Stargate at 88 mph, while Scotty ferverently raised the shields and several thousand protons collided in the event horizon, creating what we now refer to as "The Big Bang."
Yep. Twilight had sex with the universe, and the baby was a new universe in which we all exist. Thank you, Twilight, for not using protection!
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I may still use that one. Octavia and the puppet fetish...
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*waves hand*
These are not the stories you're looking for.
I don't really want to read this, but I don't have a choice, do I conscience?
Conscience: Nope, prepare to possibly be scarred.
Fuck
Oh Hell no! Screw my conscience and the fact that I always finish a story, I'm outta here! I'm going to go bleach my mind with some Season 1!
Who was the author?
If it was you. JUSTICE FINNALY
if not
crap better luck next time
*Back ground* Go home everybody
achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Dial%20687337%20for%20Murder
Gee whiz, I wonder what story I edit for that this could possibly be referencing... (I wonder how many people caught that considering I haven't seen any mention in the comments of this chapter)
This story is like mind rape crack, I have no idea what horrible thing you'll do to my brain next and yet I feel compelled to witness it all the same.
plz no more pinky
Fluttershy did just... WHAT? OMGosh...
PD: I actually loved it :D
I know I've seen the cum dumpsters thing before, and the only guess I have is sweet apple massacre.
THAT. IS. NOT. CONSENT!!!! THAT IS FUCKED UP! WHY ARE THE INTER-DIMENSIONAL CHECKS SO INCOMPETENT!?
Haha the tables have turned now white people! FOR AFRICA!
The Doctor, referencing 1.21 Gigawatts and barrel rolls, while Spike locks Chevrons and read power levels?
My brain just improded, threw itself into mixer and turned into color octarine...
Sheesh. I never should've let this clog up my bookmarks for so long. Not only does Spike never get laid, both damned segments in this chapter are about laughing at his expense and doing horrible things to him. Now it definitely gets a downvote.
3445070 because lol fuck you thats why t(Ow O t)