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Wow... that was surprising. I just mainly read the middle part (the bit that explains the ratings), but it was interesting. Dang it, we need more pegasister 2nd person fics around here no matter what genre, so I'll take what I can get for the most part.
Welp, you've officially fucked my brain, I hope you're happy.
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But I worked super-duper hard on the poem! It's a bastardized form of iambic pentameter, you know, if an autistic kid was counting syllables.
Whelp, a lot of my fics go third-person female, or first-person M->F .... I suppose I could write more 2nd person Female-> Stallion fics and appeal to the 3% of the website that's female. In fact, I think I will. Why am I appealing to a bunch of men, when there's over 4 women on this website?
Be right back. I'm going to go re-evaluate my life.
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You have no idea how happy that makes me.
Just please, Twilight and Vinyl, have mercy. If I'm up until four a.m. with images of that damned five-way in my head again, I'm gonna end it all! The dreams were bad enough, and Luna keeps strapping me down and. . . she touches me, in the place only stallions have, that only your parents and the doctor are supposed to touch. . .
Good chapter
How the hell do you do this man?
Ah well. Scoots first time? I'd like to see that.
I'll just bother you in skype if it doesn't get featured.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Oh look a cherry *eats it, popping it in her mouth*
Oh look, vanilla frosting. *eats it out of the tube in front of jealous bronies*
Oh look, a rim job! *watches Hummer with spinning rims drive by*
Thanks bronies! *poof*
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Knowing you, you'd do exactly that.
~Skeeter The Lurker
2644722 Well, I did skim over the poem (that first bit was kind of funny), but considering it was a MxTrixie thing I didn't read it very carefully.
And hey, all things considered it seems easier to write 2nd-person shipping for the guys considering the huge amountbof female characters.
*reads chapter to the end, was enjoying the sex and then...* *gasp*...................fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you troll I love it
Have aon me.
dude i havent laughed so hard in a while
Well... I'm... blown away, that was the most awesome thing I've ever read. A rape reverse and "breaking" of Trixie. But while that seems fun Id like to think that Trixie is just playing along and when he lest down his guard she'll pounce and the cycle of "Rape" will continue.
you, my good friend, are a bad ass genious and i bow pitifuly in your presence.
that is all i can say.
This is really getting interesting, must keep going in case of emergencies.
If you're considering a Scootaloo chapter, how about all the CMC at once?
Man, I feel depraved asking for that, but if anyone should understand it's you.
I have to ask but why is Zecora in a zoo?
Does that have something to do with the other story?
AJ: YOU NEED TO WALK TO THE ZOO? WELL WHO'S STOPPING YOU?
RD: Zecora?
PP: No actually i think those are PETA protesters.
TS: Oh for fucks sake, who told them we have a live rhyming zebra?!!
Scoot: I did i did! *Jumps up and down frantically.*
RD: I am going to fuck you so hard in the next chapter.
AJ: We're two on that sistah, and three if i can get Big Macintosh in on it.
RD: Sweeeet.
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There was Zecora who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was Zecora who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was Zecora who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was Zecora who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was Zecora that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was Zecora who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was Zecora who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course
Also, yes.
did the human just die?
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I don't know, I also got a 502 error.
2645621 well shit... so, Pinkie's human died of blood lose, and this human perhaps died b/c his stomach couldn't hold the mass of ponies since the magic was basically screwed to hell... seems legit. Btw, I lawled my ass off reading that poem.
wait is there an actuall story to this? because this seams like it dose
Oh, it appears that there's another who loves to rhyme
Now sit back and see this Doctor succeed in less time
No, that doesn't mean you can proceed with your daily fap
It means that you will read what I have to rap
You have an creative imagination. That's no lie.
But was it a good idea was it to make the humans die?
Oh, that's right. This chapter couldn't whistand your intuitive might
Especially since most people read this past 10 at night
Everything in the story at first seemed to be going downhill
That was until Derpy's muffin(s) were eaten by Bill
Surely now Trixie finally got what she deserved
Dominating a human. The nerve.
Now, I read that you're offering your readers Scootaloo's purity
This surprised me more than when I found a chapter with almost no nudity
For I don't have a problem with this
Nothing wrong with some foalcon bliss
At least now, Dash has to get more than just a stitch
When she got "pierced" by the emo pink bitch
And here I thought I wasn't going to have a few laughs
And end up reading pointless clop with lots of pony ass
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Dammit, you 502'ed your own story! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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Is there any other kind
of pony fiction on your mind?
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Pinkemena was having revenge-knife-sex with Dash, after Dash had angry-scooter-sex with Pinkie. Also, you can't die from vore, everypony knows that! I'm sure Lyra's pet spit them both out the next morning. Either that, or he ate Derpy and went for a massage. Then, ate the spa sisters after the massage, then after many orgasms, pooped them all out in the sauna.
Are you sure we read the same chapter? Oh, yeah, the 502 error cut off the spa scenes. Dammit!
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Nopony knows.... ooOOoooOOoo
But yeah, there's an actual story,
beneath all those fetishes, in all their glory
Humans aren't real and ponies like sex,
ponies rape humans and keep them as pets.
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*cracks knuckles* you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Next I'm defiling OC's or I'll lose a large bet.
Dammit I'm falling more in love with rhymes by the minute
.... must not... complete.... sentence....
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No specific story of any kind
Can be named off my mind
With all the different clops out there
Its really hard not to care
Knowing someone's fapping to it somewhere
2644829 That's what he did with Derpy...
I honestly thought the 502 Error thing was on my end.
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I try not to imagine bronies sitting their bored,
spitting out praises on their keyboard.
2648676 (referencing 2644829)
It's either that, or Scootaloo gets brutally raped and murdered, and Dash finds out, and twice as brutally rapes and murders the bronies responsible. I'm gonna roll against a DC 8 to decide.
(of course, that only happens if it gets featured. At the moment, it looks like Scootaloo's gonna be a 40 year old virgin. Mwahahaha! Now, your gratification rests on my gratification! The very definition of a circle jerk!)
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Ah, I see what you did there
But let's be reasonably fair
Its stories such as this
That makes bronies lost in bliss
And fantasize giving ponies more than a deep wet kiss
Your readers show their praise
By giving your upvote button a raise
So don't think about the praise of clopping
And focus on writing material with less flogging
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Seriously, I have to stop flogging?
It's the only thing left keeping my heart from stopping!
If I gave up sex fiction and focused on diction,
I'd be dead in a week from my penile addiction.
So, careful what you wish for, or you soon will see,
six uncompleted stories, and a deceased pony.
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Yes, you need to stop it with the brutal flogging
Nothing worse than seeing the blood your mopping
Which interrupts everyone's session of clopping
And its worse when it causes mine to keep stopping
"Six incomplete stories?" Is that really it?
At least you can throw into the hat, your own six bits.
I regret nothing. Ain't that something.
Empty threats are #1 on my list of loathing
There's only one cure for your kind of addiction
And that's for you to accept my accurate prediction
Of quitting while your ahead before your story's eviction
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oops i replied without typing,
this is worse than the time i tried Skyping.
quitting might be impossible for me to do,
of dates i have had i count only two.
Until i meet women for kinky hot sex,
i'll continue this rhyme while my muscles i flex...
I'd hire a hooker, a tramp, or a whore,
but on the scale of self-confidence I scored only four.
So Twilight and Vinyl and Rainbow Dash too,
Are the reason my keyboard is covered in goo.
Now off to the shower I must run with great haste,
this filthy comment has me feeling disgraced.
also, super horny,
why won't anypony love me?
I must be too corny.
Plaese lord let me whoopee
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This rhyming confrontation is taking longer than I thought
What I need now is an expresso. A triple shot
I guess Skype isn't for those whose confidence score lower than mine
But you shouldn't worry. It builds up within time
Your keyboard's covered in sticky goo?
Ew. I think you'll be needing all the tissues dude
Head your way into the showers
Before my words have me empowered
Don't slip or fall
Last we need is you busting a ball
Be sure not to drop the soap either
Or else you'll dealing with three mean weiners
To make that seem like a carnival fare
Is that they belong to your favorite mares
So take easy
Before start feeling queezy
And above all else, besides watching your junk
You may want to rid your screen of that messy spunk
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These poems were awesome, but depressing too
now I really must do something 'bout all that goo.
I'll read out this scroll with it's quick incantation,
soon in my dungeon shall lay my salvation;
for I too have a mare under my domination,
and with my deft cock I'll put her in her station.
Mares belong in the kitchen making sandwich or stew,
not on the internet nor fim fiction too.
This is a site for virgins, bachelor, or brony,
to claim anything else is to be quite a phony.
So take up in one hand a shot of jim beam,
or a large appletini if you are still green.
And toast to the author with all the best clop,
Darf and his stories that are why I must mop,
the floors of my kitchen, bathroom, and closet;
t'were not for that author, I safely can posit,
I'd never have written so many ponies bucking,
and my life on Earth keep right on sucking.
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You keep mirroring me with you petty incantations
You need to face reality and leave behind your imaginations
Your basement doesn't provide what you think is salvation
But your never ending tomb filled with your own means of damnation
For you have no mare under any form of domination
We all know you're stuck here in the process of
masturbationIf you don't cool off soon, I'll have to perform an immediate cremation
Careful what you type down in your text
For mares are good for more than just sex
This is more true than Twilight looking cute in specs
And Rainbow Dash trotting along in spandex
Obviously your mares stay in place like slaves
No different than when Cadence was in the Canterlot caves
My mares are loved and treated as equals
At least that way there's room for one or two sequels
For where my bed is does the magic lay
I also like to switch it up, for turn-about is fair play
I wouldn't say that your life sucks
I could just leave and give no fucks
But that's just not the way I am
For I could fix your problems like Kazam
So cheer up. Things could be far worse.
You could be jerking-off to a cartoon and magical horse
2648606 oh in that case *grabs gun*
2648606 maybe...
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I realized we'd been rhyming for three hours.
I stopped.
Twas fun, and when I'm at work tomorrow,
I may try again.
Fin...land. Hah! No rhyme for you.
Also yeah, I'd love and respect the hell out of Twilight or Dash if they were here right now. I'd also ask them if we could spend eternity making every perverted dream either of us had come true. I'm freaky like that. Hell, I'd take the place of the humans of Lyra, Trixie, Soarin, Chrysalis, or Sara from Twilight and Vinyl's three way with no hesitation. I need a shrink. And drug therapy. Or a girlfriend.
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Thank god. I was starting to run low on ideas for a second.
Hey, and I know most people would treat the ponies with respect. I as just poking as many holes in your choice of words as possible. I wouldn't blame you for your choice in kinks. I have a few similar ones as well. Humans are freaky like that.
This was fun as hell to be honest.
Haven't free-styled in awhile. So this was pretty awesome.
Till next time.
Allons-y!
i spent more time reading poetry than clop in a chapter(and the comments) of a story called "Forced Pony Sex"
Awesome
I wonder what kind of mental exercise this is to read something like this?
2649973 --It's okay, you made it to the epi pen in time. But, nopony else did.
2649990 -- Okay, I just thought for a second you might really be the Doctor, and that you might actually grant my wish of Twilight being my girlfriend, and that I might want a better long-term plan than "rape her until the FBI kicks the door down.
2650375 -- Forget Freud, I'm having a field day with it. Speaking of, penis envy-ing Twilight rapes her mom. That has Freud written all over it.
2650502 --This whole story & it's comments are full of win. I should have called it "Come, read hillarious comments!" Because listening to reactions is fun.
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The 10th incarnation of myself, yes that's correct. I can't "grant" wishes, but I can assist you in achieving your "long-term" plans, which by the way, you may want to consider on alternating before anything unfortunate occurs. The last thing you would want is the authorities kicking your door down while your "on the job", or leaving Twilight in an ultimate and unbreakable state euporia. Who am I kidding? That's exactly what you want.
I love you forever for 'cunt-butler'. I haven't laughed that hard in ages. If I could give individual chapters extra thumbs, this one would warrant several, JUST fot that bit of fourth wall breakery between sex scenes,
Also, Scootaloo as the 'can't wait to be legal' type was fantastic.
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I wanna eat some now :) I wounder how long until the guy knows.
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Defiling OCs?! All the OCs that could be defiled. Let's start with flashfire!
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Actually if you remember how your story is then human's aren't allowed in equestria. I question why they're allowed in this chapter.
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Yes. That's exactly what I want. You are wise. Also, I would be stuck in unbreakable euphoria right next to her. I doubt it'd end well, unless we were in Equestria where they could magic us back to life.
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My work here is done.
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Don't worry, I'm sure Derpy will get her real muffin eatin in the next bonus chapter.
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Eeyup, I had a lot of fun writing that. People in the last poll said I should explain the ESRB, and I decided fourth-wallery the best way. Also, I don't how I thought up the cunt-butler pun. They just cum to me.
I may have to have a Scootaloo chapter anyway, even though everyone didn't clop hard enough to get it featured. The trick, is to try not to get featured, and then it is. Also, writing legit fiction like Puppet....
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I ... But.... They....
Humans are becoming "more accepted" in Equestria. It's like, they're imaginary friends! Yeah, and maybe next Bonus Chapter Luna comes to Ponyville to confiscate all the humans because Blue Blood files a complaint!
Also, Derpy's muffin is best muffin.
And yes to w/e your other reply is. I'm way to cool to scroll back up again and see.
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And that's where I would come in. Remeber, I do have the TARDIS.
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I loling at the reply about them being more accepted. I tink that you didn't think anyone would notice so soon.
the first part was purely poetic and will we hear from sorin and his new girlfriend and how they get though customs