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Well, when I gave permission, I didn't expect it to go... quite that far sexually...
What's done is done so I guess you don't have to change it. I just look like this now is all.
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I suppose my 'boundary lines' have been skewed pretty far to the left since I fell off the moral high ground and got a concussion. I hope the gore was good, at least. I can't imagine how awkward it is to read your two OC's like that and everypony will think you're a super nice guy for letting me.
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You should have known better.
~Skeeter The Lurker
2673240 *sigh* I don't suppose I can argue with that.
2673169 ......... I hope you realize this is your fault. And so is the Woona chapter.
2673335 This one yes. Er... how is the Woona one on me?
2673345 I need someone to blame. This just gave me a good scapegoat.
sorry boss can't a paradox inspector is in you know what that means right
Hey Kaidan, where's the super-extra-crazily fucked-up chapter? You've come this far already, might as well go to the ninth level.
And one of my favorite fan-fics was almost ruined. Almost
If I had a fucked up nightmare like that, I'd laugh and revel in the insanity.
...
...
Shut up. I'm insane.
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Bestiality is a good show, but farting in the face is too far.
This is why I love writing FPS. One man's fetish is another man's "turn off" and in the end, we're just fing tiny ponies which is illegal in most states.
2673409 Aren't they messed up enough already?
2673395 But the guy (who I don't know if Anon wants me to tell his name or not) wrote the fart porn. It's his genius, for a change. I really need to number them so I can tell who comments on what...
2673359 If anything, blame the Scootaloo chapter on him. He could have messaged me on skype and been like, "Kaidan don't do it! I respect you too much!" Instead, he was all busy being super amazingly awesome.
2673345 All hail BronyWriter. The only other safe chapter is Derpy's. The rest of them, will burn your eyes, especially his so called "Woona" chapter. It's a trap to trick you into looking. They're like weeping angels.
2673230 I'll PM him, see if he wants recognition. He has some talent, I'd never have thought of the fart porn. I mean, it's like all the fun of scat without the scat!
p.s. I'm never gonna drink again!
By the point Rarity would have pulled two knives out on me is the point I'd start playing mind games with her. Oh yes... wonderful mind games.
Lol I wouldn't mind having a Rarity like that.
2673588 Idunno, maybe my insanity is getting to me.
flatulence is funny
Umm...
I DONT WANT NIGHTMARES, CELESTIA DAMNIT
Oh, and I get the reference on the end.
Okay, the last couple chapters kinda scared me, but this one brought me back. I can totally picture him uppercutting Luna too.
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Never drinking again? I liked you drunk. It was funny!
Im done! With these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!
2674597 -- Blossom is best serial killer.
2674643 -- You're telling me. If a pony shows up after reading this, I'm running.
2674744 -- YES!
2674544 -- It just seems like everyone says "i'll never drink again!" every time they get drunk. It seemed normal.
2674324 -- At least some good came out of this, I doubt he'll donate his OC's to me again. I do have free reign with Solitary Locust and Asylum, though. Anyone for Asylum sex?
2673880 --Indeed it is. Better out than in, unless passing gas makes it go in another person, then it gets to come out again, so is that twice as good?
2673722 --As long as she didn't kill me, sure. I mean, waking up strapped to a wooden table only to be raped and have the skin peeled off my arms isn't as sexy as it sounds. Still, at least as her first human she'd keep my pelt or head on her wall.
2673619 --Kind of like Rarity is playing mind games with Blossom from beyond the grave. ooOoooOOooOOooo
Wait, is that what I thi--
YES!!! IT IS!!!
I like this.
Well, that was rather twisted.
Alright, now I'm curious, especially with all the alicorn punching... who the hell is TD? And where might I read about his shenanigans involving decking godponies?
2673191 dude, what moral high ground? from the start, you've been writing pony-rape.
there IS no high ground!
simple, the moment somepony found that TD was great in the bed, the interdimentional-portal research became state priority, TD became the first of the human sex pets line, with the paper storm the registry was lost, so no one knows who owns him at the moment :3
2674821 Possibly. *Suspicious look*
What the
2676094 Never called it high ground, it's a randomly relocating chalk line based on the rolls of a D20 and the level of current inebriation. I have not crossed said line, those it has crossed me.
2676535 Yeah it threw me too, and I need to do some writing now to get thiings back on track...
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IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
2673588 I will forever have that in its special folder
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did you see Scootaloo's?
...Oh fuck I can't believe you used TD...... But..... The Luna uppercut at the end was SO TD. I'm still waiting for Wanderings to be updated...
so.... you did this?
although I dislike that its luna you're punching........ALL OF MY YES
p.s. although luna is the dream controller, shouldn't you be doing that to the troll(her sister)?
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Why would it scare you? It's just a face of pinkie pie. Who is crazy yes but still. No reason to fear pinkie. Except in my little foundation. Then her and the main 6 will kill you for the heck of it. The two most seen ones are pinkie and rainbow dash. Now FS you see and want to cheer up until she goes flutter rage and uses you to paint the walls red.
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Oh ya that's true. In that case keep saying it.
2676947 "GIGA... DRILL... BREAK!!!"
*Explosion 4 times*
wow... just... I don't know how to react to that.
2675506 http://www.fimfiction.net/story/53317/no-i-am-not-a-brony-get-me-outta-equestria TD's original story.
2678505 I hope to have the next chapter done and off tomorrow.
Kaidan, I've only read the first 3 chapters of this series of stories before I was like "NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, I'M NOPING THE FUCK OUTA HERE!"
Then BronyWriter puts down the link for this in a comment on the latest blossom chapter and against my better judgement, I felt like reading it.
I had a fucking ball
saw the warning of snuff and thought for a second "I don't like snuff" but if i could last thru the dash fucked by the retarded anon nothing is that bad. get to the end of this and am laughing my ass off at poor TD. gotta admit couldn't help but think of jayz rarity with the heart carved into her chest reading about rarity and her lust for blood. after reading this I gotta wonder just how sane JD really is? I mean come on being fucked with that much.... yeah i'd go coo coo for coco puffs.
you write some really twisted and fucked stuff man, but always leave me laughing at the end. can't wait for the CMC story where we find out there crazed flesh eating mutants bent on eating cutie marks and human flesh while sodomizing pigeons with seagulls... or some other really warped shit lol.
all i have to say is...T.F.K.O.
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So I'm not the only one who though about having a bed made of pegasi down? Yay!
I looks at the title and thought, "God damnit. God damnit. God damnit."
Then I read the disclaimer and thought "God Damnit. You know exactly what you're doing."
Then I read the rating and thought "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love that TD is a species and gender."
I have yet to read it and I'm already laughing.
2673169 Hmm... Well, is it terrible to you?
After reading this, I feel amazing. The references to the attempted godly assault was great. This video kind of came to mind when reading this: http://youtu.be/UexhcCOrcvM
This was beautiful.
ohhhh we getting "dexter sex" going on in this mofo.
he he alrighttttt.
that's right rarity lick that blood up oh yeah eat her stomach now.
ha ha ha J/K that was intersting but fucked up
Who the heck is this TD? I dont know if I should be honored or scared, that I share his initials
Any possibility of alicorn TD chapter here?