Ocellus, teaching at the front of the class: Science isn't something you learn, it's something you do.

Student: How?

Ocellus: I'm sorry, did you raise your hoof before you spoke?

Student: No, I-

Ocellus: Detention.

Student: For what?

Ocellus: For being a stupid bitch.

So, I have an idea for a story that takes place after a solarpunk society collapses. Just to be clear I don't think the utopian "Solarpunk" isn't really punk, so this in this case, it was actually a dystopian society powered by solar energy. There is also a bit of a Biopunk element as the elite would use genetics to mutate and enslave the lower class (which ultimately backfired).

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We should totally form a group in case we ever want to collab on something.

Comment below if you use it! Don't be shy.

Silverstream: So, it says we’re supposed to answer the phone and help people.

Ocellus: Silver, are you crazy? We’re not medically trained to help people.

Smolder: I know DDR.

Silverstream: What?

Smolder: DDR. It’s when you help people that can’t breathe.

Ocellus: You can’t “Dance Dance Revolution” on people’s lungs, Smolder.

Smolder: You can try.

Smolder: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE!!!!! Help me!!!!!!!

Ocellus, camly: What's wrong?

Smolder: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ocellus: The baby? No, keep going, you deserve it.

Old meme never gets old.

Ocellus, playing the guitar: Heeeey; how are you? I’m doing just fine, I lied, I’m dying inside.

*at Sugarcube Corner*

Yona, helping Rainbow Dash bake(they're both currently failing): Professor Dash?

Rainbow Dash, stirring some batter: Yeeees, Yona?

Yona: So, say this girl(Silverstream) likes professor, and--

Rainbow Dash: *her eyes light up* Oh really!? Is she cute?

Yona: No... she kind of... icky.

Rainbow: "Icky"?

Yona: Yeah. You a married pony, right?

Rainbow: uh-huh.

Yona: So, what would professor do if she wasn't married?

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Yona: Yona knows you all hiding something. You all been against Yona, but now, Yona gonna solve that problem.

Ocellus: What the hell are you doing?

Yona, interrogating a carton of eggs: Yona think they know something.

Ocellus: They're eggs.

Yona: Everyone a prospect.

Ocellus: Suspect.

Yona: Yona not suspect!

Ocellus: ...

Yona: Changeling losing it.

Ocellus: I'm not the one interrogating a carton of eggs, you stupid bitch!

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"Mission Briefing : Hunt down an invisible enemy.
The Infinitum Research Intercept Squad (I.R.I.S.) is on the hunt for a fugitive, the subject of a secret genetic experiment, who is known only as Subject 617. The Good News : The IRIS team is well trained, well armed and co-ordinated.

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Silverstream, in bed: Hey, babe? It think it' about time Smolder and Ocellus started dating.

Yona: Some people enjoy being alone, Silver.

Silverstream: No, everyone should be paired up.

Twilight: So, I have you six here because--

Ocellus: Can we not right now? This is cutting into my cardio time.

Gallus: No one cares about how healthy you are.

Ocellus: I can change the world one salad at a time.

...quiet times alone when I can think clearly. I get ideas for stuff that I'd like to do, but not sure if I can pull those ideas off.

"What's the newest idea? Is it your bestest idea?"

"Pinkie, can you please let somepony finish conveying their thoughts before you interrupt them?"

"Sorry, Twilight. Go ahead, Mr. pabrony."

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i ahte the new regime

it was made to try to improve mine and my sister’s sleep
but
it doesn’t wor k

and it neve r will
bcuz
i neeedd
to talk
with ppl
until i go to bed
or else
i feel
lonely

I ran across a video (see 1:23) that has a really cool fanart of Spitfire, possibly dressed as Artoria from FSN (or, given the source, one of the Smurfs -- I forget the proper name -- from Warhammer), on a heap of defeated changelings. I can't find anything via Google Images. Does anyone know where this is from? It does not help me that both settings are only familiar to me by hearsay, so if the image IS from either fandom, I can't tell which it would be, or if I'm altogether wrong.

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Inspired by this post, I adjusted my multiple-purpose program for finding synonyms.

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