So I may have another horrifying gross story for you today sometime, but more likely I'll be finishing up the next story for On Obedience. It's already almost half done and about 2k words or so. I don't think it'll be problematic to finish it.

I'm very sorry to say there's no vomit in it.

To help your vomit needs, here's a relevant science news story:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a17001/nc-state-puking-bot/

Enjoy.

-Pencil

Next update to Displaced Into Nothing will be on Boxing Day before noon.

Rarity will vomit all over herself.

That is all.

Yep, woke up to a vomiting fit and stomach pain.

No school for me today.

And probably no updates either.

Sorry.

Apparently The Texas Chainsaw Massacre set was decorated with 500 pounds of decomposing animal corpses, and the stench mixed with the heat caused the actors to vomit constantly.

Director Tobe Hooper said within the last few days, every time he'd yell "cut," the actors and crew would immediately run to throw up.

I mean...holy hell that thing was Featured. Her Most Faithful Servant. Featured. I mean...really? There wasn't even any vomit in it, come on now!

Speaking of vomit, I'll be putting up a new story today or tomorrow. Back to the usual fare, you lucky things you.
Thanks for reading and stuff.

EDIT: Lo, it is done.

...it has vomit in it a little. Finally, right?

It's horrible sexual humor, and involves nonconsensual gay times with a little help from Rarity. Really, I have no excuse for this fic beside tormenting Anon in every way imaginable, and some ways unimaginable. So yeah, pull up a late night drink and good luck with this one. You'll need it.

-Pencil

Edit: AAAAAND it's live!

Not much to say. Too hot. Anon is too hot. Twilight is not nice about it. Hijinx ensue. Bad things happen. Shit gets gross and awful. Pun.

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Told you would at some point.
Also, I am sick.
So...yeah. And lots of medicine. Which is helping and making me a little loopy.

On That note, The Good HIE Podcast is tonight again, and I'll be on it, medicated out of my gourd. We got some guests or someone, someone that wrote my little dashie I think.
...I'm going to go have medicine now.

Enjoy the gross story you fucks.

-Pencil

EDIT: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe
GO HERE, LISTEN TO US TALK.

Very soon now, a collection of stories will go live, all about Anon trying to live with Twilight Sparkle and how horribly wrong it always goes.
There's death, vomit, and a LOT of stupidity. Like...a whole fuckton. So much.
So enough serious stuff, it's time to get back to doing my drunken oneshits. I'll be adding more to this series as I make them, so it's actually listed as incomplete (gasp).
Enjoy. Looking forward to the puns.

-Pencil

EDIT: Aaaaaaand it's here.

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These are the brilliant ideas I come up with on Discord! Maybe this will be a story in the near future?

COULD BE!

Putting up a new story for a new year. It'll be posted shortly.
It's not comedy. It's not anon. It's a rapefic.
...woo.

Anyway, for those of you into that sort of thing, enjoy and I will pray (to satan maybe) for your souls. To those not into that sort of thing, please enjoy not reading that or enjoy torturing yourself by reading it. Up to you, I'm not your mom.

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Strap in folks this is probably gonna be kind of a long one full of mostly copy/pastes. It's purely a nerdgasm and I understand if no one's interested in it. I've been wanting to elaborate on this for awhile because I was always so proud of the work I put into crafting ideas, even though it's all just fan stuff. Basically when I was roleplaying with a friend I ended up building a whole holotape game of Mega Mare through writing. It wasn't super detailed, but just enough to get the picture.

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HAH, who has time for sleep when there's writing about ponies to do!?

Here night owls, have some new LOOTSOO! (Living with Twilight Sparkle is Weird for all you plebs.) Hope you enjoy it. It has a little vomit. And a baby.

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_{Low-key stressed flutterbutter for low-key stressed mood.}

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Yes, really! A brand new story, not a lootsoo, not an edited version of an old story, and a story all about a certain changeling queen too! It should be around 5k words, so strap in, it's going to be a fun one.
Maybe.
Well, I think it's a fun one at least.
I had fun writing it anyway.
...I may also have been sleep deprived and/or drinking, but fuck it. I like the story. Gonna post it whether you all like it or not, so there.
I should...probably try to sleep.
Goodnight maybe.

-Pencil

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The Spike story I promised everyone is done. And I tried. I kinda tried. A little. He has real feelings as a character. He's a sympathetic role. He has wants, needs, a driving force, and an emotional arch where he learns a lesson in the end which will change his life.

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Yeah, it's about Celestia. No, pic is not related.

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Fever Dreams of a Trampoline:

My name is Princess, and I like short skirts and explosions. Today's story includes a little of the first, and a lot of the second. Bad ponies are doing bad things bad things with poison joke, and as long as Cadance's checks aren't bouncing, it's my job to stop them.

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