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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Aug
11th
2020

It's too hot so I wrote a story for Living With Twilight Sparkle Is Weird · 6:29am August 11th

Not much to say. Too hot. Anon is too hot. Twilight is not nice about it. Hijinx ensue. Bad things happen. Shit gets gross and awful. Pun.

There, now you have the rundown of it. And now you have the link for it.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/302326/living-with-twilight-sparkle-is-weird

Please enjoy.

I'll just lie here and sweat.

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

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BONIS!!!! I did predictive text AI bot toying again for a moment using LWTSIW as a source text. The bot wrote the following, and I fucking love it.

" twilight sparkle is a small purple equine of magic " you say with a resigned sigh. " i don't know why. "
you feel a tightness seizing your throat as you stand completely still. The door behind you opens and a sponge comes flying at your crotch. It hits your dick with the sweet unmerciful power of a bitch god.
" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah " you scream out in horror and shame.
Twilight walks towards you and points to your testicles. She looks up at you with gleaming eyes and a fucking pervert smile.
" anon... I don't want you to get hopeful about friendship or companionship shit. " she hisses, her tongue quickening. " you stupid cunt of the castle. "
you feel a surge of anger and hurt rising in your throat but you're not willing to risk speaking. She shakes her head and begins to chuckle at you. You can't even muster enough mental energy to try to sigh.
Twilight turns and sways out of the room while she shakes her shoulders at you. This is your own fault. You have no where else to go.

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Comments ( 9 )

You know, I hear getting cancer is nice this time of year. That image gives me plenty of it. Thanks.

put that fucking abomination out of it's misery, right now,

very photogenic, Twilight.
I always knew you had a donkey in the family tree somewhere.

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that’s insulting to the Donkeys,

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That's impossible since I don't have any salt on me.

Pretty much my reaction to stumbling upon this post in my feed after 6 months of absence:
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