This week, the Mane 5 have to catch a ferry even though they have a flying RV, Zipp doesn't know how to fly around storm clouds, and Sparky is still eating everything in sight.

And the showrunners have used this song three times now.

There's something different about you, Misty. Did you cut your mane?
Oh, it's dragon fire again? I thought the magic lamp was the goal.
Misty is Gollum.
Sunny likes to watch ponies doing their personal stuff. She always brings her friends along. It's like the public fetish, just that she wants to be the public.
Why did Misty throw away food? That's just evil!

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This week, Pipp orders a fruit hat from Wish.com.

"You couldn't handle so much power anyway." - Actually, you make a good point Opaline.
The most powerful Fire Alicorn of all times - Given that you're the only Fire Alicorn, it should be easy to be the best of them.
How are they remembering it if nopony was there to see it?
Ran across Equestria, for years.

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What is this, a Brazilian exhibition?
"Not to uni my own corn." - corn of the world, unite!
Sunny, the costumes aren't big, you're just small.
Zip is as itchy as when she wore a furtight bodysuit:

TZipp Wears a Furtight Bodysuit

• MLP Gen 5
• Romance
• Drama

Zipp is forced to wear itchy, uncomfortable, clingy, entrapping, dumb fabric.

• Second Person
• Sunny Starscout
• Zipp

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Sherifing - a legit verb.
Hitch will lick the streets to test their cleanness.
They killed Kenny, those bastards! - Oh, wait, Kenny is still alive.

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OK, so a while back I reviewed the first half of the G5 premiere movie, but never actually bothered with the second (partly cause, well, it was a little underwhelming). To sort of make up for that (and also cause I just feel like it) I'm going to give my impressions of the first real G5 media to follow that movie (and about time, too!) - the first four episodes of the YouTube series "Tell Your Tale". First I'll cover each episode individually, then I'll talk about what I get from them as a

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Pipp ordered 10 kg of pancakes to appease her fatness.
Turns out that she is also a Medusa and needs extra food to feed all the snakes in her mane.
OMP? Oh, my, p****? Pipp, I thought you were female...
Sunny wanted to brush it out, but reformation takes time. You can take Pipp away from her snakes, but you can't take the fat out of Pipp.
Mane styler doesn't know how to style a mane.

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So out of the four starting episodes, what is everyone's favorite?

I think I liked Zipp's Flight School the best.

And what the heck is up with Sprout on a wanted poster? Did he take off?

Dragon lands? I guess Sparky isn't the only dragon left then.
I get why Zipp is wearing a crown. She's next in line. But why is Pipp wearing one? She's just a mane-dresser.
They could have just gone around the storm. The rest of the sky seems clear.
Pipp becomes Rarity.
Opaline's evil curse? I feel like I'm missing some context.
A labyrinth? Okay. But why were they dancing?

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Heya, Folks!

First of all, for those of you that haven't seen them yet, playlist is here.

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This week, lunar proximity causes things to go haywire, and it seems Posey has finally accepted her lot in life.

This week, Rarity Pipp has trouble launching her new product line, so Pinkie Izzy helps her unwind over in Bridlewood.

This week...

"Knock on my door, knock next time!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
"Did you see anything?"
"No ma'am, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
"Good!"

This week, Episode 69? Nice.

Sparky being destructive as ever.
Hitch is the second greatest source of disorder in town. Kind of ironic.
I guess Hitch's talent is nurturing destruction.
Mistiy's life's goal was complete. But let's move the goalpost. Now it has to sparkle.
Misty has a flashback where she remembers that she has dementia and can't remember any of the flashbacks.

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Another good episode here, aside from one caveat.

Hey Jazz, I certainly hope that you give the creator of those designs you copied a cut of your hooficure profits. If not, that's pretty scummy.

Aside from that, what did you all think of the latest trailer for the first batch of Make Your Mark episodes?

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With great timing on Hasbro's part, we've got Sparky's, Opaline's, and Misty's TYT debut as Hitch gets another crash course in dragon parenting.

Good episode overall, with poor Misty providing most of the comic relief.

And Izzy needs to be distracted by jiggling keys.

This week, holy crap, Sparky saves the day.

This week, cover half of Pipp's face in mud, and her fans don't recognize her. Not like she has a cutie mark or anything.

This week, Zipp gets mad that nopony else wants to beach off with her.

And seriously? Is this Maretime Bay's first heatwave or something?

At least Sunny had some help, and was making bank with the smoothies.