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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Oct
5th
2023

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S1 E62 | Lavarynth | My commentary · 4:46pm Oct 5th, 2023

Dragon lands? I guess Sparky isn't the only dragon left then.
I get why Zipp is wearing a crown. She's next in line. But why is Pipp wearing one? She's just a mane-dresser.
They could have just gone around the storm. The rest of the sky seems clear.
Pipp becomes Rarity.
Opaline's evil curse? I feel like I'm missing some context.
A labyrinth? Okay. But why were they dancing?
Since when are dragons wise and creative?
Also, why do dragons have hooves instead of claws?
Scarier? There's nothing scarier than a certain death, I guess.
How are they still alive after such a fall?
Didn't they say it would be dark? Seems pretty bright to me.
These are tests for dragons, so why are ponies participating?
Sharp blades. Yeah, totally safe.
Forget about sucking out the lava. You can just make it disappear by some unknown quantum phenomena.
Zipp picks up her cut-off leg, "I thought these tests were supposed to be scary." On a side note, YouTube subtitled it with "I thought these deaths were supposed to be scary." I prefer the YouTube line better.
Yes, Misty is finally going to die. I've been waiting for this moment for so long!
Misty does nothing, as per usual. And yet she's treated like a hero yet again.
Izzy is going to get physical. My body is ready! Oh, Izzycal... Not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky.
Izzy rips off Zipp's wings, detaches Hitch's legs and snaps Misty's neck.
So, they're trying to overshadow the figure? Is that it? Somepony should tell that to the animators, they clearly didn't get the memo.
So, the Mane 5 became dragons now?
Since ponies can't breathe fire, they all resort to farting light?

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