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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Jun
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2023

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale πŸ¦„ Episode 53: As The Misty Clears (my reaction) · 6:28am Jun 2nd, 2023

There's something different about you, Misty. Did you cut your mane?
Oh, it's dragon fire again? I thought the magic lamp was the goal.
Misty is Gollum.
Sunny likes to watch ponies doing their personal stuff. She always brings her friends along. It's like the public fetish, just that she wants to be the public.
Why did Misty throw away food? That's just evil!
Opaline shows up in front of everypony. Everypony is blind.
Zipp can't take a hint. The best she can do is sus.
Zipp is an even bigger stalker than Sunny.
Hitch has OCD like Twilight.
Why are they focusing on the necklace? There's no indication that it's special. There's only an indication that Misty is evil.
Zipp's default state is sus.
Climbing with a necklace is literally impossible.
The necklace disobeyed Misty's order.
Shouldn't be a problem, Opaline can just give her another one.
Put it down, Izzy. It's not for you. It's not trash.
Izzy becomes evil for no reason. Reveal: She was evil all along.
Why do ponies stink if they take baths? That doesn't make any sense.
Hitch is easy to please.
Another song? Opaline must really like songs.
Pipp becomes ugly when she's evil. Reveal: She was ugly all along.
Why is Misty even looking for her necklace? Why is she the same as she was when she wore it?
Mane 5 are all infected. Opaline has finally won.
Sunny stops abusing others. I think that's an improvement.
Zipp embraces her destiny. Also good.
Misty jumps around for no reason.
Sunny, of course you don't feel like yourself. You're holding scissors which should be impossible for a pony.
"Come on, follow me. I'll lead you to a trap."
Misty is unaffected by the necklace.
"You do not want to know. If you did, you could save the world. By not knowing about it, Equestria will be doomed."
Hitch is torn between littering and not littering.

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Comments ( 2 )

Opaline: Misty, where are you?

GOD DAMMIT, MARE! Don't you know anything about stealth missions? Just imagine how infuriating she would be in Metal Gear Solid.

*Misty reaching for fruit, but out of reach*

Magic... *yawn*... magic... oh, how consistency wavers between logic and paycheck.

*Pipp rocks out*

Everyone has seen one, perhaps two, and rarely three, but now... FOUR-NECKED ELECTRIC GUITAR!!!! 🀘Rock on, Pipp!🀘 Ditch those pop songs and show the world what real heart is!


Hitch is torn between littering and not littering.

What is an ending?
*Breaks wine glass*
A miserable attempt for a joke.

5731524 Maybe you should write reactions as well. The magic thing didn't even occur to me, just like it didn't occur to the writers of the show.

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