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Bad Dragon


I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Feb
9th
2023

Episode 45: 🦄 Ponykind Parade-emonium | Tell Your Tale | Carnival in Equestria · 4:13pm Feb 9th, 2023

What is this, a Brazilian exhibition?
"Not to uni my own corn." - corn of the world, unite!
Sunny, the costumes aren't big, you're just small.
Zip is as itchy as when she wore a furtight bodysuit:

TZipp Wears a Furtight Bodysuit
Zipp is forced to wear itchy, uncomfortable, clingy, entrapping, dumb fabric.
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Sherifing - a legit verb.
Hitch will lick the streets to test their cleanness.
They killed Kenny, those bastards! - Oh, wait, Kenny is still alive.
Buns that bring out the beast? Must be some sexy buns.
How were the buns supposed to bring Opaline dragonfire? What was the plan here?
We can replace Hitch with a doll. Nopony will notice.
"I thought you didn't care about my parade and only dressed up because it's your fetish."
Sparky managed to protect his bun. Hitch steals it from him.
So, if you feed them, they become hungry? Is that how food works?
Who you gonna call? Ponies with mane driers?
How do they know that the mist is the problem?
Why are the critters running away and not eating ponies?
I made the plan and you followed it perfectly, but for some reason, this is your mess now, not mine.
Trash smells so bad that it's good.
"Critters, you were free for a minute but now you're back to being my slaves. Roll out!"

And Hasbro is back to posting random videos at the end; and I'm back to posting random comments.

Twilight sealed the magic for a reason. Sunny broke the seal without addressing the actual reason. Sunny doomed Equestria. She's the least deserving of wings and a horn.

Why did Starlight Glimmer put on a black furtight bodysuit?

I wanted to post that but was too much of a pussy.

I'm not just bad, I'm the worst.

The light can be slowed down almost to a complete stop and even sped up over the vacuum speed in a bose-einstein condensate.

You could try the clap-kill technique.

Somepony give this fucker a medal.

You're the writer. You've got this.

They can't be weak if they survived a shark attack.

Comments ( 11 )

What's Sparky doing

5712906 Sparky just wanted to hold the buns.

5712934
No, what's he doing with Hitch

5712936 They're trying to enslave the critters and proclaim themselves as their masters.

5712941 The critters didn't find it funny either.

5712943
Sparky is just copying Hitch

5712944 Indeed. It's what an accomplice to crime does.

5712945
You can stop the joke

5712947 There are no brakes on this joke train.

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