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Oct
19th
2015

I'll miss you Miranda! · 6:01pm Oct 19th, 2015

...First you both go out your way
And the vibe is feeling strong
And what's small turn to a friendship
A friendship turn to a bond
And that bond will never be broken
The love will never get lost (and the love will never get lost)
And when brotherhood come first
Then the line will never be crossed
Established it on our own
When that line had to be drawn
And that line is what we reach
So remember me when I'm gone (remember me when I'm gone)

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Feb
12th
2018

Soon. · 5:50pm Feb 12th, 2018

Hey, guys!

So I haven't been very active in blog posts 'n stuff lately. Been a lot of real life stuff keeping me busy, namely actually spending time with my friends (cause, you know, that's what this show is all about promoting and stuff) and a girlfriend and stuff. And stuff. Lots and lots of stuff.

But you guys don't care about that, nor will I bore you with it. You're here for horse words. And wouldn't you know, I have some for you.

Soon:

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Jan
1st
2019

State of the... Writer? That sounds a little formal, but oookay, 2018 · 7:53pm Jan 1st, 2019

My mom used to ask me if all of my friends jumped off a bridge, would I jump as well? That question was always pretty easy for me to answer, because I could just laugh and say "Oh, mom, you know I don't have friends." Still, the question behind the question remains: will I do what everyone else is doing just because they're doing it? And the answer, dear readers, is sure, if it looks like fun and doesn't cause anyone any sort of harm. And what harm could happen from writing an end-of-the-year

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Feb
19th
2016

MLP Wigs Suggestions (Part One?) · 7:16pm Feb 19th, 2016

Aug
13th
2016

28 Pranks Later, various thoughts · 5:10pm Aug 13th, 2016

Well, this is an interesting episode. I feel that the premise is a tad arbitrary— much like last week's episode, this is a lesson that Rainbow should already have long learnt. But in spite of that, the imagery is just so good. Holy crud, even when knowing the gist of the plot it was actually pretty exciting. So, as usual, have some thoughts!

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Dec
18th
2017

holidays are real and sometimes people celebrate them · 11:39pm Dec 18th, 2017

but not me
i've been writing quite a lotta words
including the afndskjlelasj that is enemy of mine
so by about new year's
thou shalt have some horsewords by me
(also a one shot that's long but whatever)

mostly, thank you for all the well wishes~

it's certainly helped

:heart:

so even though i'm too pagan to christmas:

happy hanukkah, motherfuckers

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Oct
27th
2016

Why God Hates Human Applejack (Or "How to Humanize the Ponies") · 8:31pm Oct 27th, 2016

This blog was commissioned by Multiversecruise.

Nowadays everybody wants to fuck Sunset Shimmer until their naughty parts become clean again, so it’s somehow redeemed, but when it first came out EQG was something like Pony Satan. It was a bad movie that, judging by our reaction, was going to burn our crops and murder our children. It ruined the cartoon horses. Everything was doomed.

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Oct
31st
2015

i want to curl up in a ball and cry · 2:44am Oct 31st, 2015

so i was SUPER DUPER pumped for halloween tomorrow
i was going trick or treating w/ two of my friends, one whom i hang out with ALL THE TIME, the other whom i havent seen in awhile, owing to the fact that i only ever saw her at vball but the season's over and she's homeschooled.
and the latter friend, the homeschool girl, was going to be castiel and i was going to be dean (from supernatural)
but
she won tickets for 5sos concert tomorrow night
so naturally she's going to that instead

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Mar
4th
2019

Hey y'all, the Update guy here...and I'm certainly not being kept hostage against my own will... oh yeah and the Christmas thing is done... · 9:30am Mar 4th, 2019

Nov
30th
2020

ask me things in the comments blease and thank you · 5:25pm Nov 30th, 2020

I am bored and my semester has been over a bit. While I've gotten quite a bit of writing done since then (most of it is unpublished) I'm still kind of distracted. My last two stories roped in a lot of new gremlins. Way more than I've gotten in a while. Also, getting to know the person behind the screen and pen name is something I am admittedly bad at doing. I figured doing another ask-me-anything blog would be a pretty rad thing. If any of y'all have suggestions for things I can blog

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Jan
22nd
2018

The Comedy (Is Serious Business) Contest Update · 7:49pm Jan 22nd, 2018

Well, there are eleven days left for the deadline of the contest (remember: February 2nd), and so far we have one submission and sixty-seven goddamn applications.

Jesus fuck, my judges are going to die. I ain't, however. You can't kill what's already dead, and -- well, y'all read the berry blog already. Some things, a man can't come back from. I think biologically you can't classify me as human anymore. Gagh.

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Aug
21st
2019

hello i bring a meme · 9:28pm Aug 21st, 2019

hello everyone, i'm still gonna do the bronycon blogpost i mentioned two weeks ago (and by that i mean I'll publish it Friday), BUT IN THE MEANTIME I WANTED TO SHARE THIS MEME I MADE INB4 I PUBLISH A STORY TOMORROW

that is all, thank you for attending my TED talk, I hope you have a great day!!!

mwa

-mono

Apr
7th
2021

rip in pepperoni · 5:30am Apr 7th, 2021

Sep
27th
2020

Because Twilight Sparkle Asked · 7:46pm Sep 27th, 2020

Sep
23rd
2020

New chapter of Hell's Belles is out · 4:58pm Sep 23rd, 2020

THell's Belles
Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.
Silent Whisper · 5.9k words  ·  37  1 · 375 views

For all your ridiculous fic needs. Also, have a bonus... something... I found on my drive. I think it was for a "Spontaneous Combustion" panic contest that I entered as a joke. Or something. I think it was a joke contest.


“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

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Dec
14th
2015

this is what happens when i watch LOTR and decide to do my hair and makeup instead of exam studying · 9:18pm Dec 14th, 2015

Mar
26th
2018

"The Secret to Avoiding Revolution": A Meditation · 1:07am Mar 26th, 2018

So this is just a silly little thing, half-meditation, half-political theory about Equestria. I'm sure nobody but me will find this interesting, but... yeah. :P

The human had long since accommodated themselves in Equestria. They'd met the mane 6, gone on an adventure, traveled the world, all that jazz. Now, they found themselves in Canterlot, face to face with the Princess of the Sun herself, with a single question on their mind.

"How?"

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Oct
6th
2020

On the Strategic Advantage of Speaking Really Fast in the Field of Law · 7:21pm Oct 6th, 2020

Mar
26th
2016

why have friends · 1:06am Mar 26th, 2016

when u can watch criminal minds and finally get more of your art hw done





oh yeah and model UN was p fun today
i saw one of my friends from last conference


but WHO was poorly run (again)
and palestine insulted france's working paper
he called france's paper (that i, australia, was a sponsor on) "illegitimate" so france was "oh so are you calling my paper a b*stard paper" and palestine was all "well yeah"

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Mar
2nd
2024

What We Don't Talk About (New Fic Out!) · 1:54am March 2nd

Hello ladles and gentlespoons! I wrote a fic! Missed me? I missed you all!

TWhat We Don't Talk About
Rarity and Applejack put the romance in necromancy.
Silent Whisper · 6.8k words  ·  40  5 · 343 views

Does this mean I'm so back? We'll see. Lots of real-life stuff going on right now for me, but I'm still here, and I still have more stories to tell.

Also, pro tip, don't work for Kroger (even just on a temporary basis), folks, it saps the life out of you. Lessons learned, yo.

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