I HAVE BEEN DRY-HUMPING MY LAPTOP FOR THE LAST TWO HOURS BECAUSE I NEED TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR THIS EPISODE IN SOME KIND OF WAY. I STOLE MY ROOMMATE'S IPAD, I WENT TO YOUTUBE, I SELECTED THE EPISODE, AND THEN I SHOVED THE IPAD UP MY ASSHOLE.

I HAVEN'T STOPPED SCREAMING FOR THE LAST SEVEN HOURS.

MASSIVE SPOILERS AFTER THE BREAK.

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Greeting, Everypony who is not watching strawberry shortcake or Attending three day of San Diego Comic-con. You know what time it is. My Personal Recap and Review.

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I have published three stories in the last week. That is a downright freakish level of productivity for me. This is an odd feeling.

Hmm? Oh, the third one's in the approval queue at the moment. EQG slice of life based off of a bit of headcanon from Oversaturation. No, not the cutie mark religion thing.

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Ya know, reviewing the episodes in order makes me so enthusiastic to review the last episode... hang on ONLY conversion done in an at least logical fashion that didn't involve brainwashing or pre-planned emotional manipulation, I'll get to you eventually.

As you can guess from that, if there's one thing I don't like in MLP, it's its villain reformations. Good thing that's irrelevant to this episode then!

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First things first, I know I'm two weeks late with The Hooffields and McColts, and a bit late with The Mane Attraction.

Look, three things first off work alright, as I've said in the past I'm working now so I'll no doubt slip up more often than not.

Secondly, there was more then a few times I could have taken care of The Hooffields and McColts, but Atlus...

Stella Glow, pure awesome.

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I believe it's magic(magic)

https://youtu.be/AM1licCc-rw

Video release of the original Star Wars film (it's been said this is before George Lucas wrecked it; no, most of the people who said that are not Disney shills). The tape (as with every other German tape) is in PAL format, and, as such, will do everything in its power to NOT work properly in my VCR.

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PARENTAL GLIDANCE

I guess some places are one episode ahead of mine, oh well (It guess it means I'll be done a little sooner)... I saw it, here's the review.

So we finally see Rainbow Dash's folks eh? I guess that's all of them, and a good thing for viewers, but I do wish we could see SCOOTALOO's folks FOR ONCE!! (I suppose I can't mark that down those) I actually sort of like it.

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Honest Apple: Review

Ha! An episode about Critiquing, perhaps I won't barf as much as I usually do.

Hmmm, and indeed I haven't barfed as much, I really applaud Applejack's attitude, she's acting exactly like... ME.

The way she

-Doesn't lie
-Points out the flaws in people who don't listen
-And isn't really being a bully because shes not saying hurtful things (I only say hurtful things to other people cuz they said horrid things to me first)

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Not Asking For Trouble

Well, I do applaud the Yak's stubbornness, and the way they refuse to accept help. In many types of characters that's a trait I like... depending on the situation of course.

And much as I'm not too fond of overly optimistic friendship, that IS a good life lesson about HELPING others, giving what they NEED WHEN THEY NEED it (Unlike the people I grew up with who don't help at all)

I'll give this 6/10 (the ep was still rather boring)

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While watching "Flutter Brutter", I couldn't help but grin at the irony that Fluttershy's brother is a lazy slacker who will find creative and ridiculous ways to get out of doing work, considering who Fluttershy ends up forming a sibling-like bond with in I Against I, Me Against You.

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Pickleless: Oh no, it's a Spike episode? I hope it isn't cringy humor, cause it makes me cringy. I also hope that they don't make the changeling shy or whatever like Fluttershy.

>Both those things happen.

Pickleless: Dangit!

>Spike sings

WHY!?!

On Starlight Glimmer

As many of you have noticed, Starlight Glimmer has been getting a lot of focus in my stories, especially the last couple. Heck, she was the only one who warranted a character tab in All Things Being Equal. One would often think all this writing with her is because I really like the character. Oddly enough, this was not the case.

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An episode playing on a literary classic. With party cannons and pet rocks! Also Rarity was there.

https://youtu.be/pMOOYO77cAo

The differences are astonishing between what was originally promoted and what the actual show looks like.

And now for something completely different

It's hard to believe that another season has come and gone. The days of 2011 when I sat up all night reading The Empty Room while listening to new(!) tracks from Not A Clever Pony... Let me tell you, those days have never felt so close, yet so far away. A lot has changed since then, within the show, within the fandom, and within my personal life.

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I do not see how anyone seems to like the new episode, now, let me run down a few points that should bother you

-the episode is a ripoff of the office, and it once again uses the terrible "contradictory interview" cliche to drive the plot for no real reason

-also, the mane 6 RUINED Rarity's dream seveal times and they didn't admit it, they kept it from her, that could RUIN you friendship,rarity

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Good morning everybody, how are all of you today? Let me tell you, I'm pretty happy this morning. Its nice outside, there's bright sunshine, just the perfect temperature to relax and calm down today.

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Warning: Spoilers from the latest episode, Rock Solid Friendship, abound. Proceed with caution.

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