Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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A bit of a change of pace: From now on, I will combine my review of the latest episodes with the mock itself. Thus, before I get to mocking his “review”, my own two cents on the subject of “Grannies Gone wild”, the most unsubtle attempt of the writers of MLP to get crap under the radar.

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My little brother is doing a Spelljammer based DnD 5e campaign and after I created my character, I decided to illustrate them. So, behold my fun and dastardly yuan-ti eloquence bard, Sher'shah.

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Fear me, if you dare!

New Puss in Boots: The Last Wish crossover story coming in hot!

One, and this should have happened sooner but things have been wild on my end, but libertydude wrote a cute little story for me for Jinglemas featuring Best Pone Moon Edition and Best Pone Bacon Edition. It is cute and has a few good laughs. Go give it a read if that sounds good to you.

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I'll be honest about this:

Before I saw this film, I was expecting to have one of the worst times of my life, largely after reading the amount of negative feedback it got. I prayed to the Lord that my worst fears wouldn't be confirmed.

And you know what?

My prayers were answered!

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I just finished the new chapter AND got it edited last night, and holy crap was it a lot of work. It was also very fun to do. More spanish than I originally intended, that's for sure, and the ending changed drastically over what I was about to do. It also went on MUCH longer than I originally thought (I figured it would be 5000 to 6000 words... I had grossly miscalculated).

I certainly hope you enjoy it!

Also, tune in Monday for the last of my backlogged chapters. And, it's a doozy.

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 2nd and final installment of this year's "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my very first take on an installment of the Jack Ryan franchise: "Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit".

Here's the rundown of it:

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In yet another example of a film that provides the bedrock of my cinematic life experience, Ben-Hur still stands as one of the most tremendous, grandiose and effective epics to come out of Hollywood, and also stands as a film with a remarkably moving story, and possibly the best religiously inclined film ever made.

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Greetings, exalted ones!

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My 4th episode review?

Gosh, it's a miracle that I was able to make it to this number, mainly considering I haven't been as recurring with TV show and episode reviewing as movie reviewing.

But, anyway...

Today, I'll be making my first episode review on something that doesn't relate to My Little Pony. A special episode of "Wordgirl" called "The Rise of Miss Power".

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Hello, hello everyone. This is your reviewer on the job coming to you.

Today, following my review on “Jumanji (1995)”, I’ll be reviewing its sequel “Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle”.

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This laptop is being a cruel beast. I'm sorry for a such a late update on this since this came out Friday. I just barely got a message from DeviantArt that CountessRose posted a speedpainting video on the art piece I commission from her. I completed agreed to this and knew it would be coming on a Friday. However when the day came I could barely access Fimfiction let alone DeviantArt and my Gmail accounts. Either way, here is the link.

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Tina Turner - GoldenEye (from GoldenEye)

Sheryl Crow - Tomorrow Never Dies (from Tomorrow Never Dies)

Garbage - The World Is Not Enough (from The World Is Not Enough)

Madonna - Die Another Day (from Die Another Day)

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Aloha, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the third installment of my "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Jumanji: The Next Level".

Here's the rundown of it:

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My TV Show Rating Score:

5/5: It is an awesome show!
4/5: It’s a good show with minor flaws
3/5: It’s overall okay/guilty pleasure
2/5: It’s bad but not awful
1/5: Look, up in the sky! It’s super bad!

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 6th installment of this year's "Thanksgiving Treat", I'm gonna give you guys something different:

A review on the extended edition of "King Kong (2005)"/Re-Analyzing of the film.

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