"Pinochet," repeated Hawkeye, as if he was trying it on for size, "Anyway, you got any plans to head down there and see her swing? After all you're the one who brought her in."

"And the reason why she's swinging." The big man shook his head . "Never was much one for witnessing hang-ings myself, though. Too much of a spectacle for all the wrong reasons."

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TBH, I could be doing better. I have zero motivation to write, but I am trying.

Also, I did have to attend a funeral yesterday. (Was one of my mom's relatives. Few people I knew, most I didn't know.)

I have been busy gaming and working (Yes, I got a new job, at my town's Goodwill store.) so I have no time to write, but I have updates planned, just not written.

I am doing by best to update, just bear with me guys. Please.

Chief out.

So, while this story hasn't been updated for a long time, I'm suprised it sits at 31 likes. Wow.

The great Magikarp war of the 1930s lasted until 1953.

In those years the magikarp trade had been outlawed but some had been caught. They were called "the blackbirds."

So a new type of Magikarp was produced, an even more dangerous creature and no longer considered an aviator.

In 1955, a man in California named Fred Allen was working on an artificial island called Long Island when disaster struck.

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I Wonder 🤔

Alright it's time for a state of the rabbit address.

TGaP is still planned to go the full 9 seasons, but I am stalling because i've reached the episodes i've never seen before. That said i really want to get to the next big plot points and none of them are left in season 6.

My current main focus is on my Worm/ Hellsing Abridged fic called WALK on Space Battles. My Muse is all in on this one.

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Read the title you hecks

Table of Contents:

1. Introduction
2. What is ISTG?
3. Origin and Evolution
4. Usage and Context
5. Interpretations and Variations
6. Common Misconceptions
7. Conclusion

1. Introduction

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So, I was trying to find a way to write a good poem and APPARENTLY PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT SPELLS ARE REAL???? WHAT??

Well slap me silly and call me a twatwaffel! Ok. I'll shut up about this not being very well liked now.
I was...quite wrong. I'm a moron. Apologies.
But I'm glad you folks seem to like it.

Just...expect disgusting next time again, you've earned it.

-Pencil

I'm alive! I live! I exist in a physical sense of the word! Rejoice!

Who the hell are you and why am I getting this in my feed?

I ... what? I write stories, one about a blue colt guy stuck in Equestria ... ?

Blue colt - wait, that's not cancelled?

What, NO! No, I was having trouble and-

I thought I removed that from my bookshelf.

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So I went to Walgreen's to pick up something and came across this.

Culinary science, you've officially gone too far.

I bet it doesn't even taste like schezuan chicken.

Do you think bees are like this?

They will Surprise you.

Trust me, they are a lot more busy then that.

Spoilers ahoy, so don't click beyond the cut if you haven't watched it yet.

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WHAT?

Just... What?

What did I just watch?

Episode overall- 4/10
Ending- 10/10

Overall- 7/10 it was ok

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to contemplate my choice in entertainment and what the hell I just watched.

Hey, guys.

I apologize for my lack of voice recently in terms of news updates and and story updates. Last Friday I got a story into my head that I really liked and had planned on pumping out for the More Most Dangerous Game contest. Got a lot of words on paper, and was really excited to get ~15k words out in one week, as that would have been the largest speed write I've ever done.

But then I got blindsided last Monday.

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Okay I have a few ideas for what I wanna write but are they good ideas?
If you see this PLEASE TELL ME!!!
I really need to know which of these appeals to the majority more,so just choose from these 3 options

❤️Fire Amongst Us❤️

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Hey so you probably aren't reading this, oh, you are...well hello, this is a [insert stock searching sounds] blog, funny that these exist, no, ok, not sure what to do so I'll leave it to you.