Pipp believes in science, but science doesn't believe in her.
Pipp, leave glitter production to the experts. Ahem, Izzy.
Good thing she wore goggles or she'd be blinded. She'll die of asphyxiation, but at least she won't be blind. That's something, right?
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di...
Glitter gains sentience.
As with all beings who gain sentience, it becomes aggressive.
Kamikaze glitter!

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For the first four minutes, I was ready to once again blame Pipp for another experimental beauty product gone horribly wrong, but then the ending got creative.

This week, we've got a... Somewhat touching Posey episode?

Think this would benefit from a longer runtime. I also laughed harder than necessary at Izzy in the very beginning.

Wait, how is Pipp using magic? She's not even a Unicorn!
One stroke of the brush and a whole painting appears on a hoof. Sounds believable, not.
"I never try anything new." Role music. "Try something new..."
Luna, is that you? Oh, it's just a hoof print...
I have a list of hundreds of prints. Let's look at it now. Oh, it seems I don't have any. I must have deleted them all..

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Warning: Near-pointless Rant Ahead

I don't know quite how to word this, so it probably isn't going to come across right to everyone.

So you don't like Sparky? That's fine.

Don't expect anyone to care.

So you don't like toilet humor or fart jokes? Fine.

Don't expect anyone to care.

All this bitching and moaning that G5 isn't as good as Friendship is Magic is getting so incredibly tiresome.

Get this through your head:
Friendship is Magic was lightning in a bottle.

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So, last Thursday we had a crazy time skip when it came to Tell Your Tale, and we got a post-Chapter 6 episode, apparently.

The question I pose to everyone that comes to my blogs is, should I continue posting TYT episodes, if they're all going to be post-Chapter 6 material?

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Well, that was a pipe dream.
Her levitation is so loud that it wakes up everypony.
Midnight erection ends with ejaculation (of glitter)
Glitter is the worst. You can never clean it up. All you can do is move to a new place.
How does glitter dry up mane? Wouldn't it preserve moisture instead?
It has a mind of its own. I can't control it. I know the feel, Sunny.
We need a magic word... Viagra!

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It's been a week, so I think I can say this aloud...

WAS THAT ZECORA"S VOICE NEAR THE END?! THAT WAS CLEARLY A ZECORA RHYME!

EDIT: Okay, that was not Zecora's voice actor. It was, in fact, the voice of X-Men 97's STORM! Misty got Storm as a teacher and maybe now, people will stop complaining about her not using her magic. Although, it could have been made more apparent that she didn't know how to use it before!

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Base jumping! From a cloud?
So much equipment. No parachute though?
Opaline always comes out at the worst times.
She must have some quality VR gear to be so immersed.
And smog flows forward instead of back because that's how smoke works?
Oh, so she does have a parachute after all.
Can Opaline actually hold on in this form? I thought she was a hologram.

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No! Not this again! Why is Misty on the thumbnail? This is My Little Pony, not My Little Misty, FFS!
Yes! Ponies finally recognize Misty's true nature and are killing her. Yes!
I didn't understand a single word that bush pony said.
No, no, ponies; hide all these phallic objects, you're going to get me banned again!
Izzy kills Misty with a finishing move. Uselessality!

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Misty spent the entire Under the Mistytoe episode sporting a cutie mark on her bare butt while monologuing about how she had to succeed in her Quest for Fire (alicorn) in order to get a cutie mark. Are we to assume that from here on in she's going to paint herself on the rear? Is this like, to save the animation team the trouble of making a Flash puppet sans cutie mark and deciding when to use it?

A clown? Oh, it's just Pipp.
And more clowns in the background.
Zipp doesn't even need any makeup to look like a clown.
Here's the food truck. *points to ice cream. Oh, fat Pipp, never change.
We even have transgenders. So progressive.
Electric Blue is a descendant of Rarity, given how much stuff they need.
Lucky underpants? I've yet to see a pony wearing underpants.

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Zipp is secretly a tailor.
Zipp gets wasted without any waves around.
Lol, Izzy made her own cellphone and her own operating system. She's approaching technological singularity.
I guess this is the last episode. Everybody died and this is the epilogue.
Oh, my bad, some are still dying.
It's way too hot to go near the water.  Wait, what?
Way to go, Zipp, making fillies cry.

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So this week, the episode came out two days early.

Aurora sends Twitch undercover to a bunny makeover.

And Sparky talks again. He's... Becoming... Adorable...!

That's some weak hoofcuff. No wonder we don't see prisoners for more than one scene since they can just snap hoofcuffs in half without a problem.
You know that hard fruit called ananas that you can kick and throw at the ground and it will still stay undamaged? Apparently if it touches a pony's mane it starts to melt.

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Nothing like a snail to the face to start a day.
Zipp is either on too many meds or off her meds.
Zipp flies through the glass without breaking it. This truly is tripping.
I forget, why is Misty with the Mane 5 again?
There must be something in the air since everypony is euphoric.
"Somepony is missing." - No, Sunny, there's one too many. Misty, pack your bags.

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So, the inexplicable little roll call sequence from the recent Tell Your Tale episodes assigns virtues to the G5 Mane Six.
Sunny has Hope, Zipp has Bravery, Misty has Heart, Hitch has Kindness, Izzy has Creativity, & Pipp has Confidence.

Even if you're not paying attention you will notice that Hitch's trait, Kindness, matches up with Fluttershy's Element of Harmony.

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Warning: Make Your Mark Chapter 4 Spoilers Ahead!

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We've got a pretty credible leak that seems to suggest that G5 has been successful enough to continue through 2024, with more Make Your Mark, Tell Your Tale, and a third series the next special in Chapter Six, entitled "Secrets of Starlight."

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