Well, that was a pipe dream.
Her levitation is so loud that it wakes up everypony.
Midnight erection ends with ejaculation (of glitter)
Glitter is the worst. You can never clean it up. All you can do is move to a new place.
How does glitter dry up mane? Wouldn't it preserve moisture instead?
It has a mind of its own. I can't control it. I know the feel, Sunny.
We need a magic word... Viagra!

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