Tell Your Tale 14 - Alicorn Issues (my commentary) · 5:43pm Jun 16th, 2022
Well, that was a pipe dream.
Her levitation is so loud that it wakes up everypony.
Midnight erection ends with ejaculation (of glitter)
Glitter is the worst. You can never clean it up. All you can do is move to a new place.
How does glitter dry up mane? Wouldn't it preserve moisture instead?
It has a mind of its own. I can't control it. I know the feel, Sunny.
We need a magic word... Viagra!
Zipp says to herself, "Mine are bigger than yours."
"I can't help anypony like this!" - Wait, so you need to be an alicorn if you want to help? Way to tell all your friends that they're useless.
Makeover, for reasons.
I Love Pipp using all 4 hooves in the procedure.
Super Sayan!
It worked!
"I don't think it worked"
Izzy says, "Do me next!" - Kids' show...
"At least the mane covers those tiny wings" - except, how did she know they were still tiny?
Zipp says, "This is about more than a mane." - I thought the small wings were the problem.
Nothing like a little danger. And when Sunny became a corpse, she finally achieved her alicorn form.
Pipp says, "Sunny, are you all right? You're poor!" - Yeah, Pipp, we all know you're rich. No need to rub it in...
This is the best alicorn yet. So why are they still fixing the problem if there is no problem? All it takes is throwing a few knives at Sunny. Solution found.
Maybe the catchphrase should be, "This isn't even my final form!"
Hitch turns a downvote into an upvote.
A wave out of nowhere.
"You can do it, Sunny!" - And with a slash of her magical wings, the world was shattered. With everypony dead, all the problems of the world were instantly fixed. The big wave too.
