....Why am I so alone in just loving one design of Princess Luna: Her S1 Design? ;-;

Would you let Princess Celestia sit at your dining table?

Or would you be scared she would break your chair from her sheer weight?

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Damn girl is too big. Do you think Princess Celestia needs to lay off the cake to lose some weight?

She be breaking dining table chairs zoom enough.

Or.... do you think Princess Celestia is not big enough? Or just right?

The Herd Life

The Official Sequel to Bumbling through my Education

Chapter 1: Hearth’s Warming as a Herd

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You probably already know this card. It's a lot like the Race Card, or the Sex Card, except... like all metaphorical cards, it's different in its own special way. Here's what the "If You Love Me" Card really means: When someone who loves you just won't give you the time of day, you'd say "If you love me, listen to me." Works every time. But what does it say about love? That it can be abused for its own sake? That it can be stolen from everyone's hearts with a simple phrase? That no matter how

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Think about it. There's no way the bad guys would be able to lift her off them. Princess Celestia is the most heavy pony after all, thousands of years of eating fattening cake and sitting around doing nothing should see to that.

I wouldn't' be surprised she uses magic to hold back tidal waves of fat. So, the next time a bad guy comes along, Princess Celestia just needs to sit on him until he submits.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hated Spike?

Because now that I think about it...yeah, I really hate Spike.

I mean, talk about a letdown. After last week's atom bomb extravaganza of an episode, I knew this one probably wasn't going to be anywhere near as satisfying. But...wow. This one really wasn't that good, and I blame Spike, of course.

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I love this song. Speaking of songs, my 950th blog will have a song that I wrote... it's about me and Kat.

A new Bendyfic for you today.

Seriously, we need more Daybreaker fics.

Tantabus really looks adorable <3

This list is not about my favorite stories of all time. That's my favorites list and one of these days I may get around to writing reviews of those fics.

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This list is not about my favorite stories of all time. That's my favorites list and one of these days I may get around to writing reviews of those fics.

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This list is not about my favorite stories of all time. That's my favorites list and one of these days I may get around to writing reviews of those fics.

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This list is not about my favorite stories of all time. That's my favorites list and one of these days I may get around to writing reviews of those fics.

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I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where a story shouldn’t probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where a story isn’t. Even if a story wasn’t at where I knew it was, that’d mean I’d really have to know where it wasn't.

*distantly* DÖNKAIE!!!

OK, I'll stop.

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The Gravity Falls trailer looks AWESOME. A few of the new current shows I love are MLP, Steven Universe and Gravity Falls.
And I think Alex Hirsh is aware of the Bronies, like a pony resembling Mabel appeared in one of the MLP comics,

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This list is not about my favorite stories of all time. That's my favorites list and one of these days I may get around to writing reviews of those fics.

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You are a normal human. As a newly wedded couple, Princess Celestia wants you to do a romantic gesture by carrying her up a staircase. Even a show's cannon based sized Celestia may be heavy to lift. Without even crazy alternate universes where she is even heavier.

Do you accept this challenge? Or do you tell her you are not strong enough for the task at hand?

Are you manly enough for the challenge?