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What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 51 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 124 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 140 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 141 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 152 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Feb
28th
2017

Bumbling through my Education Sequel Preview · 10:27pm Feb 28th, 2017

The Herd Life

The Official Sequel to Bumbling through my Education

Chapter 1: Hearth’s Warming as a Herd

The sound of little hooves pounding through the large farmhouse. Bumble was currently chasing after a his daughter. The little Alicorn was giggling as she flew down the hallway. Right behind him was the little filly’s mother. Luna felt it difficult to be angry at her little daughter. She could remember taking a bath when she was a filly, and her daughter was simply no different than herself. No, at that age she had absolutely no desire to bathe, but instead she simply wanted to run around and have fun. At least that was what Celestia, and her own mother, had told her.

She did consider ordering some of her guards to help with the chase, if for no other reason than to watch them go through the paces of attempting to corral the little one and then be bested by a two year old filly. Instead she had them remain where they were, and she helped her her husband finally manage to get close to their daughter. The little stormy cloud bluish gray alicorn looked at them, giggled, and her horn began to light up. Before she could cast a spell her mother moved toward her, licked her fingers, and placed them on the tip of her horn.

The spell fizzled out before it could be cast and the poor little thing fell to her rump. She sniffled, looked up at her mother with the saddest eyes that anypony could have ever seen, and began to whimper.

“Selene, do not attempt to make that face with me. It is time for your bath.”

The little filly shook her head no. She looked toward her father and saw that his expression was no different than her mother’s. In a desperate gambit she let her lower lip quiver while she sniffled and whimpered.

So, here's the first bit of the Sequel for Bumbling through my Education. I think that it's going to be quite a bit of fun to write. Plus, we get to see some sides of the characters that we didn't really get to see before.

I truly hope that everybody enjoys it. While I'm still trying to get over my pneumonia and flu I felt like getting some of this done. I'm going to try to get the first chapter out by Friday. Hopefully I start feeling quite a bit better and am able to write more than a few hundred words at a time before getting exhausted.

Thanks to everyone.

RJP

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THart sounds nice and beauriful, he's a father! And I can tell he makes a good father

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