A Thief's Tale: The Road to Redemption is the 87th longest story.

Can you quack, mother f*cker?

Slap happy af. So hype. I'm so very hype, like you can't even comprehend.

Dear fans and casual readers of A Thief's Tale: Road To Redemption, I, as of like, two minutes ago, have five months worth of chapters in my backlog, and the next chapter isn't even slated to be posted until I have my long weekend off, which means that I'll most likely be adding another chapter to said backlog. Ride the hype train.

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Yeah, so before I talk about the question presented in the title, a little update on Rebirth of the Damned and my writing pace.

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I don't know how long this bout of minor block is going to last, but it's been going on since I got Light Sprint's Little Problem published. It's killed my momentum with A Thief's Tale so I'm going to extend my usual release schedule from every four days to a week to help me maintain a decent release schedule. It'll slow down further once I get a job, but as it is right now, I'm just not feeling it as much as I once was. There are still events and things that I have planned and I

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i've uncancelled crimson because I feel better about it and FINALLY

GOT PAST THE SCENE THAT WAS KILLING ME

so expect updates soon

(maybe today??? who knows)

- no crow

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The School of Friendship is about to receive a guest like no other. The unknown brother of Princess Celestia and Luna, Prince Thornhill. After being gone for more than a thousand years, Prince Thornhill has returned and will be staying at Twilight's Castle in Ponyville. But when the prince arrives, the mane six and student six come to find out that Prince Thornhill is far from what they expected.

They are about to find out just how different he is compared to the Royal Sisters.

The School of Friendship is about to receive a guest like no other. The unknown brother of Princess Celestia and Luna, Prince Thornhill. After being gone for more than a thousand years, Prince Thornhill has returned and will be staying at Twilight's Castle in Ponyville. But when the prince arrives, the mane six and student six come to find out that Prince Thornhill is far from what they expected.

They are about to find out just how different he is compared to the Royal Sisters.

Hello lads! Just been working on what the main character looks like. As shameless as an insert can be, I couldn’t give two flyin fucks! xD

Anyways, I hope to finish it this week. I’ve just started on the next chapter. Hope you all are havin a brilliant day.

Cheers!

Chariots, chariots. I don't know because some of the audio is getting cut off but that Rainbow Dash Doll is evil. I didn't even notice until now. That doll just went though my stories causing them to go bad, of chose.

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Well after making my comeback with Halloween, it's time to start producing some stories again. Starting towards the week end, most likely Friday.

Anyway, this time you can expect a less horrifyingly intense story. Coming up into another shipping story featuring another ship I've not written about before, with a side of comedy. This time it will also feature two characters outside of the main six.

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I don't know if I'm going to do a milestone or anything for the event, but I do know that I'm hype for it. I thought the story would be closer to ending by now, but shit just doesn't seem to be slowing down all that much as I write. Maybe it'll close sometime in the Seventies, but for now, it's not looking like it's ending before we hit another 500k words. It'll be nice to have A Thief's Tale done, but I don't know. I've enjoyed the journey to get to this point so much, I might just

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First things first: Fucking finally. I've been waiting for this moment for too fucking long.

On another note, my work schedule is fucking weird. I'm on a 12 hour swing-shift that means I work two days, have two days off, work three days, off two days, work two days, then off three days. Get it? I don't, but that's not important.

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I felt like continuing the video series on my main game project, and came up with the undershown. Spotted a few dozen minor errors in the process. Yet the worse of then is still an imbalance in my audio capture. How is it I was able to get reasonable levels when recording the stream but I couldn't keep the game music from peaking? Blah.

Oh yeah, here's the video I'm blarghing about.

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There are spoilers in that shit. If you haven't read Lupa's Quest, I suggest you do so now rather than later. Chapter Thirty-Four should be up within three to four days of this post, and Lup's quest in its entirety is shorter than most of my chapters, so make of that what you will.

In other news, exercise is hard. Muhshithurt.

As Always, Don't Fuck Wolves

Stay Cool, Kids

It only took me an hour and forty-five minutes to dig through the archives and get my number, but I managed to get everything out of gdocs and loaded up. As of Chapter Seventy-Two, A Thief's Tale is 3,784(ish) pages long. I made sure to get all of the longer chapters, but there may have been some that slipped through the cracks, so there's a 20ish page deviation there.

Not exactly a big deal

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Fans of A Thief's Tale, I have come to a conclusion. I'm hype af to share with you that The War will not be the ending arc. Nah fam, I'm not ready for the journey to end. There will be another arc on top of the wind-down/Epilogue, so let's see how far that gets us.

When do you guys want to get chapters for Road To Penance? I was thinking Friday nights, but I don't know when most people prefer to read, so you tell me.

There are two more characters that will appear in this story. Chances are that you will know these two already if you read through the Legend of Friendship.
It's our two favorite carpenter ponies, Star Twinkle and Steel Hammer!

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Hey y’all, just checking back in so you know I’m alive.

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