After The Mistletoe is edited · 1:09am Feb 10th, 2016
Chariots, chariots. I don't know because some of the audio is getting cut off but that Rainbow Dash Doll is evil. I didn't even notice until now. That doll just went though my stories causing them to go bad, of chose.
So now After The Mistletoe is edited so yay. Now the two can live in harmony but now just like always before we start reading today, let's have our mandatory minute of silence in honor of Earth's governing body, the Sentient Cloud. [throat clear] Starting now. (a pause, coughing, a longer pause, more coughing, still more pausing) Good, right. All hail the sentient cloud. Begin reading.
I've just been notified that one of my readers may have angered the Sentient Cloud by beginning reading early. Now, as you all know, the cloud has banned all camera technology--hates getting its picture taken. So this'll have to be on the honor system: Will whoever started testing early please go outside so they can be consumed by the Cloud.
Just a heads-up that the Cloud's still waiting. I don't think that thing's gonna go away, so somebody might wanna get out there."\
No! No! It came in under the door! It's leeching off all my skin! Aghhhhh- [click] Excerpt there from one of our safety videos. Grisly stuff, very informative. Somebody doesn't get out there soon we're gonna have to do a lottery, because believe me, if we keep that cloud waiting much longer he's coming in under the doors, and he will leech off all of our skin.
Have a great day.