these fellas never got to see the light of day so they're weird colored little shits
I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock
(Tagging Administrative Angel since its sequel is ONLY in the book until September!)
AND I JUST WISH
I COULD TELEPORT ALL OF YOU TO MY HOUSE
AND WE COULD WATCH PONIES
AND EAT FOOD
AND BE FRIENDS
AND COSPLAY PONIES
AND JUST ALL HANG OUT LIKE THE GIANT NERDS WE ALL ARE
AND IF WE COULD AVOID FIGHTING
WE WOULD ALL CHEER UP, AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE BIT
AND IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL
man it would be awesome. i so wish i could hang out with you guys irl
This is almost a review. It's me telling you to read things and why; that's certainly close enough. Why did I chose the subject of coffee? Well, other than the fact that it is relevant to the things I shall be hurling at you, it is something that people like, apparently.
Join Sweetie Belle as she stops Twilight from killing Twilight with Twilight's magic! Does that sound stupid/ridiculous/silly/fun? Good, because it is!
Go ham, my friends. Apparently regular updates means "updates whenever I remember it exists." Which was today! Yay! I'll try to be better about this, I promise. We're in for a ride!
GUESS HOW OLD THE TEL ONESHOT IS TODAY
I wasn't originally going to write a blogpost because it's been a bad week, but then LILFUNKMAN spent an entire night doing that GIF so now I had to.
RIP My old laptop. My new one isn't completely set up yet and ready for writing, so I've got the old one up one last time. I typed over a million words on this thing, amassed hundreds of memes, bookmarked too many goddamn things, and fumed at poorly written Netflix drivel on this idiot hunk of plastic. I covered it with far too many stickers, let my cats near it far too many times, and dropped it once or twice. The keyboard is pretty funky too, if I do say so myself because everyone who has
It's either Google Adsense or Donating Money to the Site to keep it up.
You want your clop? Go to Derpibooru or R34 Paheal.
Need to rely on clickbait cover art to gather in the views on get on that precious Feature Box? How about actually practicing your writing so you can be proud of making top quality stories (or stories that you can care about)?
This site is ultimately about the stories, not the cover arts.
Twice a week, I’m immortal, and my brain contains the entire fucking Universe. Alternatively, I die. Zero middle ground.
Let’s talk about stress, exhaustion, and the need for a creative outlet. But, you know, in a funny way.
I most likely will be barely online this weekend, if at all. I have a Model UN conference most of tomorrow (Friday) and almost all day Saturday. Sunday is Easter, so I probably won't be on at all Sunday.
Anyways I hope all of you guys enjoy your Easter (if you celebrate it)
Bye for now!
So today I wore my Twilight Sparkle cosplay to school, and i promised pics, so here you are!
this morning (i was in the car. it was dark)
after school
mah puppy
Quick but exciting blogpost for those of you following Enchanted Kingdom news and stuff and things and all that!!!
im getting a haricut in over two weeks which means i have like 2 weeks to convince my mom to let me get my hair cut short
i have kinda weird hair- it can be really curly or really frizzy or somewhere in between
and i want super short hair- something similar to troye sivan's hair
or brendon urie's hair