turns out i didnt need to use random pic hosting websites
AGHHHH IM SO STUPID
*facepalms forever*

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This happened.

This is an actual conversation that happened. Slightly edited and streamlined to be easier to read, but accurate nonetheless. I am legitimately this fucking dumb. But, shit, might as well be me who tells the story.

Aragón: and then my pharmacist asked my sister if I'm always “like this”

Aragón: which I honestly took as a compliment?

Aragón: but I guess I technically can’t go back to that place anymore

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This just happened. This is real, I'm not kidding, this is an actual true story. This has changed me.

Today I woke up to my neighbor gently jacking off his dog.

I just took a nap in my new house for the first time, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window. I got out of bed, stretched my arms, and looked at the city of Barcelona with a big smile on my face, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window.

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Your eyes do not deceive you!

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My mom used to ask me if all of my friends jumped off a bridge, would I jump as well? That question was always pretty easy for me to answer, because I could just laugh and say "Oh, mom, you know I don't have friends." Still, the question behind the question remains: will I do what everyone else is doing just because they're doing it? And the answer, dear readers, is sure, if it looks like fun and doesn't cause anyone any sort of harm. And what harm could happen from writing an end-of-the-year

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Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.

No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.

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"All according to plan~"

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Zootopia
by Walt Disney Animation Studios

Crime, Drama
108 minutes

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So I've got like 2 big WIP's, a few small oneshot WIP's, a Christmas special for one of the big WIP's, etc... so guess what I'm currently writing?

A stupid thing I came up with because I thought of a silly title and I wanted to use it.

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It's a month and six days now since I created my new category "Foal of the Moment" on my new and redesigned userpage. Time for an update, the very first one!

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“Lord Tirek.”

“A changeling?” The centaur seemed surprised, before turning to the filly next to him. “See? She get it!”

Cozy just rolled her eyes.

“Chrysalis,” her voice rang within the cave’s walls as she introduced herself. “Queen of the Changelings. Or at least, I will be-“

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I'd like to think it's for a good reason, but I might be all out of those. I've had writer's block and very little time to attempt to correct it. Normally, when I have no motivation I like to whip my ADHD no-focus and hyperfocus into shape, though it all depends on which one has decided to claim me. But no, I've mostly been dealing with my university coursework, and that I've declared a double major earlier this semester.

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Does this mean I am not bad at romance anymore?

Hahahah.

God no.

One day I'll probably write an actual, straightforward romance. Today, sadly, was not that day. But maybe at some point, perhaps? I've read enough shitty fics to at least know what not to do.

On that note, sorry for the lack of updates on the "How Not To Write Romance" series. New one coming soon.

Soon.

I'm gonna be headed to a retreat later, and I won't be allowed to bring my phone

I won't be back until some time Sunday.

So if you're waiting for me to respond to a pm or comment, know it might be a while.

I'm mostly saying this because one time I left for a week and everyone thought I'd killed myself, so I wanna avoid that this time and every time I go somewhere I can't use my phone/laptop for longer than a few hours.

*finger guns*

Well ladies and gents, this will be the last Saturday we'll all be here, waiting for a new episode to drop.

I haven't seen it, and I've largely avoided spoilers, so I really don't know entirely what to expect. I'm nervous. Excited. Anxious. Hopeful. Wistful. Lots of things, really. We'll see how it all shakes out.

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👏 stop 👏 recommending 👏 me 👏 chariakko 👏 art 👏
👏 I 👏 do 👏 not 👏 like 👏 or 👏 support 👏 that 👏 kind 👏 of 👏 thing 👏

*I sit in front of a big, fancy chair in the middle of a big fancy old room while in front of a fire place while wearing red robes and smoking a pipe*

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Hi guys! I had a question for some of y'all. I've been teasing that true crime-y/NSFW gore story project for a while. It's currently 7/11 chapters into it's first act. I have the eighth on the backburner while I work on Enemy of Mine first, of course. I don't normally do research on stories or for their content beyond "How can I make a pun out of this?" and "How does this thing work?" because I generally do not need to. Fantasy story research doesn't generally fall in the realm of

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A couple weeks ago, Prak invited me to join The Royal Guard, a group whose purpose is to highlight good stories on the site, but which has not made a site post in quite some time. They were being reorganized, and Prak was looking for people with reviewing experience to drag onto the team.

Naturally, I got drafted.

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I am bored and my semester has been over a bit. While I've gotten quite a bit of writing done since then (most of it is unpublished) I'm still kind of distracted. My last two stories roped in a lot of new gremlins. Way more than I've gotten in a while. Also, getting to know the person behind the screen and pen name is something I am admittedly bad at doing. I figured doing another ask-me-anything blog would be a pretty rad thing. If any of y'all have suggestions for things I can blog

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