I flew to Los Angeles and back this week^*, and watched several movies on the plane.

I'm on record talking shit about people who only watch TV/Anime/movies—never reading—and then inflict prose upon the New Column. However, that's not to say there aren't great writing lessons to be learned from movies, so long as it's part of a balanced, good-prose-heavy diet.

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Release the stuffed animals...

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Rating Scale
12/10—a complete
masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Yeah. I just watched My Little Pony The Movie, but I still need to catch up with the latest season.

The movie was great, regardless the weird draw style that I sometimes found little silly. Other times it looked super adorable, though so I don't know what to think about it. It was okay, I guess.

On another note, I'm trying to continue my stories. The ghost story is currently on chapter 5, chapters being quite short, just over 1000 word each.

So a bit over a week ago, I saw Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018).

And it was...decent?

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Finally, we have exciting news in regards to the next Transformers movie that will be released on June 24th, 2022! It is entitled Transformers: Rise of the Beasts. Here is the article that shows us new information about this.

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How many of you have heard this type of setup for a horror movie before?

A group of college kids head out to the sticks for a Memorial Day weekend of partying and having fun. But along the way they encounter some suspicious-looking hillbillies at the gas station. And upon arriving at their stop, things rapidly escalate and soon it becomes an all-out battle for survival...

...Except, in this story, it's not the college kids who are the protagonists in mortal danger. It's the hillbillies.

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I HAVE A NEW LORD AND SAVIOR AND SHE IS IZZY MOONBOW! BOW BEFORE HERE, AND KISS HER PRETTY PONY HOOVES!

On a serious note, I really enjoyed the movie. I thought it was gonna be good, but instead it turned out GREAT. I am so stoked for the future of this franchise and I love all the new pony characters that have come with it. The ride never ends my friends.

It's 'Drama Today' with very special guest star, Princess Pipp Petals!!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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Can someone do a full MLP parody on the songs, Addict (including the reprise) and Change, from Hazbin Hotel and Steven Universe: The Movie respectively? I wanted it to be similar to the way MLPHero does parodies, but I stop asking them out of guilt for my selfishness as I thought that that was the reason why they haven't responded to that.

Ho ho ho, my good friends and readers!

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for the 3rd installment of my "Christmas Craze" series, I'm gonna give you guys my review on Tim Allen's "The Santa Clause".

Here's the summary of it:

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While everyone else was watching Episode 7 of Season 9, She's All Yak, guess what I was watching?

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(Rewatched November 20th, 2023.)

Rewatched this with my parents. Still a great movie to my view.

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One of my favorite part of the 2017 movie

This scene is one of my favorite scenes from the Transformer Bayverse, since it made me fall in love with Transformer (Yes, Transformer 2007 was the first transformer-related thing I watch) and I think this version of Blackout is one of my favorite characters in Transformer general.

Reposted from my DeviantArt journal.

Here are my collective thoughts on the movie. I'll break it down into sections.

First off, to all who worked on this movie - voice actors and actresses, sound editors, animators, character designers (*ahem* Imalou), and more. I am very pleased with the results of your efforts and appreciate every one of you. Thank you all for an amazing movie.

Characters

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You know, people ask me on occasion why I hold a deep set hatred towards DreamWorks Animation and almost everything it makes.

Whenever I answer them, I just use two words:

Bee Movie.

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“Led by his belief in an ancient religion he barely understands, a teen from the desert destroys a government facility, killing thousands.”
Star Wars

“Woman abandons all he standards to win back a horny teenager with greasy hair.”
Grease

“A billionaire devotes his fortune to cosplay and beating up the mentally ill.”
Batman

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