John's about to find out that in Equestria: no good deed goes unpunished, and human life is cheap.

In other words, the hiatus is over and it's time for the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...

• Sex
• Profanity
• Human
• Applejack
• Celestia
• Cheerilee
• OC
• CMCs

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John Carpenter's iconic 1978 masterpiece remains a wonderful example of not only prime example of the slasher film genre, but also the film that, more then any other, reinvented the horror genre, codifying and building the dozens of tropes that would come to define all subdivisions of horror and thrillers.

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She deserved more screentime.

I'll have a review up for Friendship Games soon.

Apple Bloom learned the truth and is thinking about what do next. It's all seems clear - John's a would-be murder of her sister, and it was his actions that had pushed Applejack to the edge of insanity. It all makes perfect sense...

But then, why does it all feel like a bad case of déjà vu at the same time? And why does it reminds her of the family?

In other words, it's time for the next chapter:

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade".

Here's the rundown of this adventure:

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Raiders of the Lost Ark". The first installment of the Indiana Jones series.

Here's the summary of this adventure:

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Greetings, my good lads and lasses.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporting lad here with another review.

And today, for my 9th "Thanksgiving Treat" to you, I'm gonna be reviewing "Shrek".

Here's the summary of this here tale:

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Bueno dias, my friends.

This is your friendly as always film and TV show reporter here with another review.

And today, I'll be debuting my reviews for films by Dreamworks Animation by reviewing "The Road to EL Dorado".

Here's the summary of this film:

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Bueno Dias, my friends.

This is your friendly, as always, film and tv show reporter here with another review.

And today, I will be reviewing Disney’s “The Emperor’s New Groove”.

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John Ford's penultimate Western serves as a dark deconstruction of the mythology of the Old West, and a mediation on how the difference between fact and myth is often a thin, blurry line, easily lost to the mists of time.

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TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX presents - A JOHN HUGHES production - A CHRIS COLUMBUS film - HOME ALONE - MACAULAY CULKIN - JOE PESCI - DANIEL STERN - JOHN HEARD and CATHERINE O'HARA - Music by JOHN WILLIAMS - Film Editor RAJA GOSNELL - Production Designer JOHN MUTO - Director of Photography JULIO MACAT - Executive Producers MARK LEVINSON & SCOTT ROSENFELT and TARQUIN GOTCH - Written and Produced by JOHN HUGHES - Directed by CHRIS COLUMBUS - Soundtrack album available on Sony Classical Records,

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According to IMDB these are the bottom ten rated episodes of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic show from lowest to least lowest.

1. Non-Compete Clause
2. What About Discord?
3. Princess Spike
4. Somepony to Watch Over Me
5. The Cart Before the Ponies
6. The Mysterious Mare Do Well
7. Applejack's "Day" Off
8. 28 Pranks Later
9. The Crystalling - part 1
10. Newbie Dash

Here are mine:

1. What About Discord?
2. To Change a Changeling
3. Flutter Brutter
4. Over a Barrel

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Yo, what's up, my pals?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for the second installment of my "Christmas Craze" series, I'm gonna review "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York".

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Alfred Hitchcock's slasher-thriller is one of the best films in the genre, and one of the best Hitchcock films period.

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John looked at a blue mare before him.

“You are Rainbow Dash, aren’t you? Let’s go f—”
“Sorry, human,” Rainbow Dash said, “you aren’t in Kansas any more. We don’t use this word here, we have to stick to PG rating, you know. We say ‘buck’ instead.”
“Oh, I see.”
“But I’m not against it.”

She turned her croup to John and waved her tail several times. Then she jumped into a bush.

John wondered, was she Deadpool in disguise, but after a second of hesitation he jumped after her.

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I don't remember who's blog post it was mentioned on, but once the idea of "Tiny Prancer" entered my head, it was bound to stay there until I did something with it. Which I finally did in about an hour this evening. I swear my pony originals take forever to write, but my parodies I always bang out in an hour or two. Now to record it and maybe finally get my own spotlight post on EQD, which shouldn't be too hard since I've been working on learning the original off and on for months now on both

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