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  • 6 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 6 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 7 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 9 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 11 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Jul
18th
2021

Tiny Prancer · 3:19am Jul 18th, 2021

I don't remember who's blog post it was mentioned on, but once the idea of "Tiny Prancer" entered my head, it was bound to stay there until I did something with it. Which I finally did in about an hour this evening. I swear my pony originals take forever to write, but my parodies I always bang out in an hour or two. Now to record it and maybe finally get my own spotlight post on EQD, which shouldn't be too hard since I've been working on learning the original off and on for months now on both piano and ukulele. Anyway, without further ado, I present:

Tiny Prancer

Music: Elton John
Lyrics: Super Trampoline (Bryan Chandler) based on Bernie Taupin

Verse 1
Tall and stately, lanky lady
Magic sparkles in her eyes
Equestrians all call her their friend
But I’m the one she calls her guy.

Princess Twilight, magenta highlights
On her flowing, sapphire hair
O’er our country, my little pony
Rules with love and grace to spare

Verse 2
Flim and Flam: their latest scam?
Selling bootleg gala passes
She rolls her eyes, as AJ sighs
When will they stop cheating the masses?

Beaurocrating, her mane is matting
But she loves running the world
With delegation, she rules our nation
Then flies to me with wings unfurled

PreChorus
And when the bills pile high
And all her friends have said goodbye
Overwhelmed, she snuggles with me
A gentle whinny, as I say, Twily...

Chorus (x2)
Hold me closer, Tiny Prancer
Count the ponies in the skyway
Lay me down in fields of barley
You’re such a busy mare, today.

Rest of Song:
Verse 1, PreChorus, Chorus x2

Comments ( 3 )

pft, not even 'Tony Danza'

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Count the head lice on the highway!

Good luck!

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