So, I accidentally answered a message from Meredith Stout from Militech which led to us banging and me acquiring a combat dildo for my blunt weapon character.
Some things in life just happen.

Cyberpunk 2077 has been removed from the PlayStation Store, with all customers offered refunds.

Personally, I don't think this is Sony taking a stance on broken games; I think Sony is fucking pissed that CDPR pretty much released a press statement offering full refunds, potentially without first consulting Sony or MS, essentially pointing their angry players towards Sony and Microsoft and going "you deal with it."

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I'm 20 hours in, this is my report.

It's... actually not bad. Like, I've been playing it to near addiction levels and despite a few crashes those are more inconveniences than anything else as I have plenty of autosaves.

Graphics issues? None that I've noticed, apart from a texture not loading on a man once. Once.

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This is going to be a very entertaining second half of the week.

The opening hours of Cyberpunk 2077's launch is an absolute dumpster fire. Optimization is all over the place, even for overkill rigs, for some players the system requirements are an outright lie, Gamespot's new review is crammed with spoilers, and last but certainly not least, we've got nipples and dicks clipping through clothes on the character creation screen.

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...And they are bringing me pause.

Mainly because of what I'm reading about bugs. They are noticeable, and everywhere. From T-poses, to AI enemies being completely unaware of you, to elevators not working, requiring rebooting the game to hope it works, to full on crashes. I'm reading that a very generous autosave mechanic keeps it from being game-breaking.

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Also, here's me with my "we have a city to burn" face on:

To commemorate Valentine's Day, and because I am way too sober to properly enjoy this holiday, I decided to share with you guys how I somehow managed to (technically) screw up a romance in Cyberpunk 2077.

You see, there's this character in Cyberpunk 2077 called Judy Alvarez. And let me tell you, she is quite the number:

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