“I’m not done with you three, get back here!”
“Boys, it’s time to initiate Escape Plan 3.56 dash B bracketed column 24 underlined paragraph 18 highlighted text 12 quoted text marked F section 4-8-0-10-9-6-negative 2 subdivision eight-”
“What are you trying to do, Ocellus?”
*Watching Thorax and Pharynx run away over Griff’s shoulder*
*Smirks sheepishly* “Distract you.”
*Gives Ocellus a beer*
“Congratulations on surviving the Legion of Doom, and being a kickass in general.”
”Griffy, no! She’s sixteen!”
“Oh right!”
*Gives Ocellus two beers*
“You’re a growing girl.”
“Griffy, no!”
“So, I was going through your phone while drunk last night-”
“Wai’ wha’?”
“Griiiiiiff! Griff, Griff, Griff, Griff, Griff!” Venom exclaimed repeatedly as he barged into the room.
“Yes, brother?” Griff replied, focused on his television.
“Okay, so uh, long story short, me and the rest of the gang were out sledding when we came across a changeling lying in the snow, so we brought it back to the hive, and then—”
“Is it dead?”
This has been a long time coming, but it is finally here. Tis the first chapter based off of a slice of life episode, specifically based off of Griffon the Brush Off. I present to you all: Get a Griff. More stuff, Including spoilers, after the break.
*To Ember* “You look well.”
“Y-You too.”
*Puts down the chocolate bar he was eating* “Okay, enough, I can’t watch this anymore. Thorax, would you like to take Ember on a date this weekend?”
“I-I, uh…”
“Simple question, yes or no?”
“Y-Yes, yes I would.”
“Ember, would you like to go?”
So, I should do some explaining:
So, yeah Griff gets Meta pregnant, though he and I haven't made a blog on that yet. But when Meta does give birth, he and Griff only have one foal...but the strange part of it is that the foal is a twin in and of itself.
“Alright, that’s it! Enough! I’ve had it, I’m done! Mhm, you heard me! No more!”
“What are you talking about?”
“Look, I’m a writer, okay? I do so much stuff with my other content! And yet, the Rap Battles are more popular than my own stories! I can’t do it anymore!”
“Giving up so soon? There’s so many-”
"So, the boys really want a sister."
*Blushing* "Y-Yeah..."
*Tussling with Thorax in the living room, chanting* "Sistewr! Sistewr!"
*Chuckles* "Little gremlins."
*Looks at him* "W-Would you mind giving them a sibling?"
*Blushes* "E-Er, well...I mean, I wouldn't be against it...you know I love you Morphy..."
*To Hero and Ocellus* “I’m not sure what this sentence means.”
“Ignorance is bold and knowledge reserved.”
“You can read Germane?!”
“You can read?!”
…
“...That’s cold, Iris.”
Can the Ponysonas Sing?
Melody: Can sing and will sing, all the time, everywhere
Griff: Can sing but will only sing for Meta/Pharynx/Apex
Wow...I'm speechless...the Cutie Mark Crusaders were actually called by the map for a mission to fulfill a mission...my brain stopped functioning for five straight minutes when I tried computing the implications of this....first Starlight, then Spike, now this...I'm sensing the element bearers, who we have been watching and following for a long time from the start, are probably getting...mixed in with everyone else as far as roles is concerned. Then again, that ship already sailed when all the
*Introducing Hive* “This is my ex-boyfriend.”
*Whispering* “I told you to stop calling me that!”
*Louder* “I’m his husband.”
“Aww, aren’t you just the sweetest, cutest boyfriend in the world?”
“You want something. What do you want?”
“Can Griff come over for a mommy-son sleepover?”
“Again?”
“Pleaseeeeeee?”
“Celly. Hero loves you.”
“So I’ve heard.”
“So… will you go ou’ with him?”
“Absolutely not.”
“Please Cellyyyyy!”
“I’m sorry, Apex, but no.”
“You don’ un’erstand wha’ you’e doin’!”
“I’m saying no to going out with the guy who has a huge, slightly creepy crush on me.”
Within the Changeling Hive, a single, wry voice echoed from a familiar room, while hushed voices whispered outside it.
"Ow! Zenex, you're on my tail!"
"S-Sorry..."
"Guys, shush, I can't hear-"
"I still don't think this is a good idea, it's an invasion of privacy-"
"Papa, hush."
"Wait, guys, I think they're doing it again, shh!"
And now! The Rap Battle you’ve ALL been waiting for!!!! Metamorphosis Brook…!
Versus Elle-I-don’t-even-know-her-last-name…!
Opponents ready, and… BEGIN!
Don’t know why you step to me like you are the original
You fight for his attention with ambiguous intentions
I don’t understand where this shit is gonna get you
“So now I’m supposed to do anything Ocellus does? What if she jumped off a cliff?”
“If Ocellus jumped off a cliff, she would have done her research regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Ocellus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.”
“Tell me everything you know about The Fang Gang member Hiv-”
“Princess, no!”
“Walking down the hallway, totally inconspicuously…”
“WHO BUILT THIS SHRINE TO ME IN THE HALLWAY?!”
“Walking faster!”
“Nothing’s going to change, okay Bell?”
*Kisses his cheek* “Mhm.”
“We’re still going to pretend we absolutely hate each other.”
*Nips his chest fluff* “Yep.”
Original Song: Campfire Song by The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical
Key:
Hero
Griff
Ocellus
Melody
Smolder
Sandbar
Thorax
All
“Come on! Grab some food, and let the cider flow!”
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