MLP Incorrect Quotes #4 · 1:59pm Oct 26th, 2021
*Gives Ocellus a beer*
“Congratulations on surviving the Legion of Doom, and being a kickass in general.”
”Griffy, no! She’s sixteen!”
“Oh right!”
*Gives Ocellus two beers*
“You’re a growing girl.”
“Griffy, no!”
“So, I was going through your phone while drunk last night-”
“Wai’ wha’?”
“-And I started wondering why you were texting your dad so much.”
“Bu’ I call Papa Thorax my papa…”
“Which is what I thought, when I called the contact labeled ‘daddy’ and Zenex picked up.”
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Pharynx
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Griff
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Meta
Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Tempest Shadow
Would kill you for stealing their cinnamon roll: Hero
“Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest it just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.”
“My favorite is ‘butt dial’ v.s. ‘booty call’.”
“It’s called connotation.”
*Smirking, looking pointedly at Meta* “Also, ‘forgive me father, I have sinned’ v.s. ‘sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty.”
*Choking and blushing* “Great news! Language is cancelled!”
heh
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Mhm
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I found them on Google
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That's the point
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this is great for a laugh.
looking forward to your next one (I swear they got funnier)
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Thanks
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I know *smile* I have plenty more!
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Mhm!
That's pretty good, very good.
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Thanks
What can I say?
Cinnamon buns are tasty
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Heheh, yep