MLP Incorrect Quotes #10 · 6:32pm Dec 19th, 2021
“So now I’m supposed to do anything Ocellus does? What if she jumped off a cliff?”
“If Ocellus jumped off a cliff, she would have done her research regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Ocellus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.”
“Tell me everything you know about The Fang Gang member Hiv-”
“Princess, no!”
“...Are you defying my direct order, General?”
“Of course not your majesty, just don’t say his name, for Celestia’s sake-”
“Hivehunter?”
*crashing and banging nearby*
*Tumbles into the room looking noticeably disheveled* “Did someone say Hivehunter?!”
“Please kill me, Twilight.”
“Tempest, what the buck-”
“Hey Bell! This horrible concoction stinks like you! Disgusting, right?”
“Oh shut up, Adler! I can’t smell anything because of your damn cologne!”
“Alright, who can tell me what this potion is? Ms. Song?”
“Amortentia, ma’am. The most powerful love potion that smells like what you’re most attracted to. And yes, boys, we all heard your comments.”
“Do you think Apex snores in his sleep? I mean, I’ve never heard Uncle Thorax complain about him snoring but Papa Pharynx says he sometimes hears snores from Thorax’s bed.”
“Well, I think-”
“Yeah, he does, not really loud, but he does. It’s cute.”
“Oh, so Papa Pharynx is probably talking about Ember or-
…
Wait, Zen, how do you know that-”
“So let me get this straight-”
“More like let me run this Bi you.”
“Lesbi honest.”
“Let’s Pan this out.”
“Shall we ace-ess the situation?”
“I’m gay.”
“The stars look beautiful tonight, huh?”
“Yep. You know who else looks beautiful tonight?”
*At the same time* “Ocellus.”
*At the same time* “Sandbar.”
“What?”
“What?”
“If I had a bit for every time I kicked someone’s ass I’d be as privileged as Apex.”
“If I had a bit for every time you mentioned a war I’d be as privileged as Apex.”
“I’d ra’er have my paren’s back, t’be hones’.”
Same Apex, same
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*Nuzzles him*