Author. Yes, you, author. Come here. I am most upset.

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Also known as: Obligatory Update Blog Post Because Writer's Block is Apparently a Springtime Pandemic.
Also-also known as: Does Anybody Have Work For Me?

I'm gonna be dropping close to $1000 over the next couple of days.

Welp.

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Remember how I said that I have to read my fanfictions again to find out what I'm doing wrote lately, a short time ago?
I did this now and could figure out where I'm suddenly lacking.
To make it short, my descriptions have become less detailed and lengthy and my choice of words less creative, to an amount where some of my latest fics read boring in some parts.

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If you've bothered to look at Equestria Daily recently, unlike me who pretty much never checks the site, you may have noticed a thing.

I actually got featured on EqD! My first feature! It's here!

Granted, I've submitted my stuff before and been rejected all the other times - again, very good reasons to do so. I'm looking at you, comma errors.

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Thorax stepped out of his new room, his best smile on his face. However, no sooner had he stepped through the door did his hoof slip on something soft, and he found himself getting close and personal with the hard wooden flooring, face first and with a loud thud. He groaned as he lifted his head, a slight daze enveloping his mind. There were sounds of muffled childish giggles close by. Shaking his head as he stood back up on to all fours, Thorax turned to his side and was met with the

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I just stumbled across this picture on Derpibooru and oh no, it all fits.

(Going by the arrangement of the original, yes, that's Wanda on the left and Cosmo on the right. Making Tirek the competent straight man/competent straight man, Chrysalis the overpowered idiot/magical wildcard and Cozy the useless kid with delusions of grandeur/precocious kid idea guy (with delusions of grandeur).)

So back in 1925, they weren't called 'blogs'. They were called 'essays'.

I’ve been reading essays lately.

I know my audience, believe it or not—I am aware that some of you sneak into my room in the wee hours of night to caress my sleeping angel face and read my diary. For the sake of everybody else in the house, though, I want to explain something: there are two Latin American authors I really, really like.

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