Yet another of my stories seems to have been deemed worthy of an audio adaptation. For anyone who's interested you can find the story's audio version here!

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OKAY.

LISTEN.

NO.

GET THE FUCK OUT.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

I CAN'T FEED YOU ALL!

>notices the recommended

>with the dialogue it's over hour longer

>nop

I want to make one thing clear: this blog has been dramatized for ease of reading, and some scenes are shown in non-chronological order so that it all flows better. Everything written here is real, though. The dialogue is mostly literal to the best of my ability and memory. This all happened. 

It’s important you understand this because this story is about two things. 

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I attempted to explain to my mom what memes were...
I think she's just more confused now

But please don't actually die anywhere else, just give the song a Like and go support Aurora Rose on YouTube, because I've spoke to the guy and he's a really cool person. Very polite. Probably uses deodorant daily. Shampoos his hair and all that. Give him some love and make him feel awesome for being a decent singer. If you feel like subbing to his channel, follow the link below.

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Hello all my gremlins, I come to tell you that I've been slacking somewhat on my writing. It's finals and it is much easier to read in what little free time I have than to work hard at non-assignment writing. But this means I have many lovely stories to throw at you that I have had my hand in and the like. Normally I do a shared promo blog for these stories featuring one or two stories, but because I've been slacking blog-wise, I have more to share.

Check them all out below!

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I woke up at 7:45 (raritydespair should be called :despairity:). At this time of year, that is what we call ass o'clock. I had to take the car to the mechanic since I'm the only other person left in the house with their license. I listened to the R&B channel on the way there and it was pretty good. When I got home, I ate leftovers. They were so good! It was fish, almonds, and olives. I found this shit.

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Warner Brothers is being sued over The Conjuring, a series of movies loosely based on the "true story" of Ed and Lorraine Warren and the haunting of a certain house, in what is possibly one of the most amusing lawsuits I've heard about this week.

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Cookie to the reader who knows the album/artist in the title

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So, with the update of PROJECT: Flood Control to the 15th chapter, taking the advice of a reader, I decided to put in the beginning of each chapter, a loose listening guide for which songs I think fit the absolute best for each chapter. With the addition of this listening guide, I went through my Favorites on YouTube, and increased the size of the playlist from 45 songs, to just under 150 songs,

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I think I mentioned in the first one of these that my manager always plays the same top-40 Country station all day every day.

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Here's some smooth jazz for you. It's a great way to end the day.

Clutch are a band for Pennsylvania who you might have seen on Bam Margera's series Viva La Bam performing The Mob Goes Wild, or you might know them for Electric Worry, the song used in the trailer for Left 4 Dead 2. Either way, they are one of my all-time favourite bands and they have earned their way into a legendary status through the years they've been performing live and honing their hard rock, semi-psychedelic sound.

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Note to self: don't have the Cap post a teaser when we aren't even ready to be undead yet.

So. Holidays are right around the corner. And we've been busy. Quite busy. Busily busy, one could even say. So now, consequently, we've got a good string of updates for you guys, with only more to come. Consider that our kinda-sorta Jinglemas gift to you, our followers. Gotta promote that love, sharing, and peace on Earth deal, right?

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