Precisely what the title says...I will discuss a new one shot story I wrote that is titled "Celestia's Secret". Spoilers and discussion after the page break.

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Don't you agree?

She must be best pone.

I was watching GoldenFox's review of "Slice of Life" featuring RosePal and Postscript. Here's the video synced to the relevant part for this blog.

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Okay, it took a while, but I came up with another theory that I want to share with all of you. If anyone reading this has any other ponderings they want to share with me so I can give my opinion of them, then please share them. I like thinking about things.

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Like come on, a cow really? And getting angry about being as heavy as a cow? Princess Celestia needs to be heavier than an elephant and grow bigger.

She looks so bony thin here.

Granted, it's only a little something, but it's progress!

I'm so happy. 😁

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Definitely rated T for teen. You have been warned.

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Celestia would probably dislike me if I ever met her. (the canon one anyway.. canonish anyway)

I'm some hairless ape from another universe that writes errotic comedy fan fiction with her and a human. She would probably yell at me and tell me flat out there will never be anything between us.

At which point I would probably cry and at that point I hope human fetish Celestia comes to my aid.

Why is Princess Celestia so damn hot?

She's not even human and I just go gaga from the mere sight of her. Am I mentally ill? Is there something wrong with me?

She even enters my dreams sometimes and things get a bit heated in them. Am I some sort of sad loser to find something other than human attractive?

I think I might be developing an obsession with Princess Celestia's ass.

So, yeah, expect some of that in the future. That is, if my sense of reason finally breaks through my hormones.

Stay quick, stay sharp, and for the most part, ignore me

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You know I've got a half dozen stories on the burner with a dozen in the background, most recently an AU doodling of "What if Green Grass was in Estee's universe?" which I bounced off the author and got reluctant approval for someday. Trick Question's The Phoenix Festival made me think of another one, about just what kind of relationship an immortal alicorn might have, in the tone of the play 'Same Time Next Year' only

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Hope you enjoy. It's about Princess Celestia and she's big! And... I mean, really big!

A big thanks to Chicago Ted and Dustchu for helping me with this. Title created by Chicago Ted.

A new story I have made today.

Warning Contains: Heresy.

Here is a small preview of a story I'm working on:

Looking around, Celestia found herself on the brink of disaster, or at least the butt of a bad joke. Wherever that portal put her, it certainly wasn’t the Crystal Empire.

She was on the edge of a very, very tall building, on the brink of falling down.

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I was deciding whether or not to post this story for nearly a month (Originally made 4/25/16)

I don't know whether or not it was the title, graphic, or the tagged characters, but hey, 129 views. Also 4 likes and a comment. Just fantastic. Made me happy.

Also this:

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My newest story, Road to Tartarus. It’s more serious than my usual fare, wanted to simultaneously take a break from my goofy Luna adventure fic and another swing at a dramatic/suspenseful story. Mostly Celestia waxing poetic about the responsibilities of the crown and Luna being a sarcastic little shit. (Okay maybe break was an exaggeration.) Give it a read and a like if you’re interested.

Hey everyone got a question for you all,
What is Celestia in familial terms? Let me explain more. Cadence is the sister-in-law of Twilight, who is the adopted niece of Celestia. So what is Celestia to Twilight, an aunt maybe? Or is it because she is adoptive that she has no real familial ties with Twilight and Cadence? Let me know what you think down below and what she would be called.
Thanks,
Moonrise out. O7