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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 6 days
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 6 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 153 views
  • 12 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 186 views
  • 24 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 27 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Sep
29th
2015

Why is Princess Celestia so damn hot? · 1:38pm Sep 29th, 2015

Why is Princess Celestia so damn hot?

She's not even human and I just go gaga from the mere sight of her. Am I mentally ill? Is there something wrong with me?

She even enters my dreams sometimes and things get a bit heated in them. Am I some sort of sad loser to find something other than human attractive?

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Comments ( 16 )

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Heresy!

I myself never really liked Celestia. I liked Twilight more.

I'd offer advice, but I'm exactly the same way for Luna.

The More Important Question Is Why Is She Attractive To You.

My frien....... DONT STOP PRAISING THE SUNBUT!

SUNBUTT IS MINE! NO ONE SHALL EVER HAVE HE BUT ME!!!

>hot
>sun

ayy lmao

Truly a question for the ages...

You should try to forget Celestia (or any other fictional being you are attracted to) to open up to humans. You need to do that if you ever want to get real love. Maybe you'll find a girl who has a personality like Celestia and you'll be attracted to her. There would be a chance of a relationship.

Lol....
maybe because she is related with the sun?

If I was thinking rationally, I would say this: 3429853
However, since we are talking about you, dear Bendy...
You have a crush on her. That is all. I can't give advice about that, I never had such feeling (or love, in fact), so I have no idea about the mechanics of it.

So... have fuuuun~! :trollestia:

Because she's hot. Chalk it up to personality, intelligence, compassion for others, it doesn't matter, she's hot. Maybe you like power? Well, she's got power, whether it be political or magical, she has power. Celestia is the keeper of the Sun, a bringer of light; She is a force of nature. Maybe all of this explains why you find her so hot.

I have the same issue with Derpy,

She's not hot, you just have a royalty-that-acts-royal fetish.

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