So, as I mentioned in my last blog, I try to keep my fics within the canonicity of the show as much as possible (with the exception of AU stories which, naturally, can tell canon to take a flying leap). I still try to hold to that, which means, periodically, I work out a timeline of events for current and upcoming stories. We're gonna focus on Equestria Girls here, since that will be the majority of the stores I'll be writing for the foreseeable future.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Think back to spring 2013.

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Okay...

I like Baconhair.

She's carried the Equestria Girls franchise through three movies as they flirted with "What to do With Twilight". From Demon to Centerpiece, she's backstopped Twilight. Pony Twi or Sci Twi, she's always had her back.

Now is the time to delve into her story.

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There has been much debate about what Element of Harmony Sunset Shimmer should be. Well here are my thoughts on the matter.

https://youtu.be/GU_wK5YxDfE

While I like video games, they aren't a big hobby or obsession of mine. I watch a few gaming Youtubers, but don't play a lot myself, and don't try to keep up with them or get the latest. The last game I bought was a physical copy of Stardew Valley for X-box one, which I had already bought online downloaded before. I'm sharing this information to kind of give a sense of where I'm coming from.

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Okay, let me say this one thing: Rainbow Rocks is one of my all time favorite movies. I also enjoyed the first Equestria Girls, and the trailers seem funny enough for Friendship Games. However, I feel that FG will be a letdown. Why?
1. The story seems to be simple and unoriginal- everyone's seen movies about rival high schools, and most movies don't exceed expectations

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Hey folks!

I wanted to wish ya'll a Happy Belated Thanksgiving! Sorry I haven't been active in posts this month, been trying to get over being sick, and unfortunately had to get my updated Covid Booster which also kinda delayed a lot of progress for me to continue. But I am feeling much better now which is awesome

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Time to go into a more in depth look at the lethal ladies of Rainbow Rocks

https://youtu.be/CmHFAx_lMdM

I am convinced I could find a reason to ship Adagio with literally everyone in EQG. And I know I say that a lot in order to make people understand why they shouldn't ship hate (it's fucking rude, don't do it somewhere someone who enjoys that ship will see it, that's just a dick move), but I'm being legitimate this time. I could find a legit reason (based on perception of character and inference of characterization of course, not everyone sees her the way I do) to ship her with any of them. And

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So after four movies, some shorts, and even a few bloopers, where do our girls go from here? Well I have some ideas...

https://youtu.be/btPQZ6wJIFc

Actually, for one of the ideas, I might need to rewatch Rainbow Rocks, but I'm fairly certain I'm right. Though, considering the only definitive character trait we were given about the Dazzlings as a whole was that they were evil. Still, I wanna play around with an idea... I'll have more on it sometime soon.

People still read blog tags and it ruins anonymous entries. That is the takeaway from this poll.

The previous excerpt from "Living the Dream" is wrapped up. Consume in moderation.

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A few months ago I was talking to Bookish Delight on Discord about the Equestria Girls series, and how time had revealed Rainbow Rocks to be something of a fluke. As to why Rainbow Rocks was so much better than the rest, and why it struck such a chord with me, Bookish pushed me to go into detail, so I did:

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For my opinion on the movie, see here. Note that there will be spoilers. There will also be somewhat more oblique spoilers in the cards, so I'll just cut it off here.

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So I may or may not have been drunk (the answer is not, but I WAS sleep deprived) when I decided, "Let's see if I can make it appear like the Rainbooms are the bad guys of Rainbow Rocks."

Welp, check out what my sleep-deprived mind came up with! It was solely for fun.

Finally watched Legend of Everfree and have come to the conclusion that the Humane Five are mentally regressed. I don't mean that as an offense to people with clinically diagnosed mental retardation, but the Humane Five have something wrong with their brains.

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At no point in Rainbow Rocks or Sunset's Backstage Pass does anyone call Aria Blaze by name in dialogue.

If her name hadn't been in the credits of Rainbow Rocks, and if there hadn't been a doll of her, we might still be speculating on her name today.

Come learn what The Empress has in mind for the future of the YouTube channel.

https://youtu.be/AFGwyZBV4M4