Can I ask you a little something that's been on my mind for a bit now?

What's with this pairing of Gallus and Sandbar as intimate partners? I've seen it quite a lot recently and wondered where all of this stuff is coming from. This fandom is strange and unpredictable, but...what?

Seriously, answer my mind-melting conundrum, won't you, please? (introduce me to a lump of cheddar cheese.)

I happened to notice something recently concerning "Gormless": the likes/dislikes are even as of this posting. No more Sith lightsaber, at least not as we know it. How did that happen? I was under the impression that it was a sub-par story on the whole, but apparently 11 people think otherwise. Color me surprised.

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Changelog: Chapter 3: Put a Spell on You
>wow i'm an idiot
>Golden Oaks Library changed to Friendship Castle
>Twilight Sparkle is not a unicorn anymore
>Friendship Castle has books too
>Ryan's not that egotistical
>Twilight can't break the 4th wall, that's Pinkie's job
>Ponies get offended when Ryan says he wants to gtfo fast
>Celestia is a bit more proper with her speech

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...that you're doing something right, convinced that what you're truly doing is the best, only to find out months later that what you were wrong the entire time?

Yeah, about that...

For those of you that don't want to watch the video, a brief summary; bear with me, it will be important a bit later.

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A typo in the blurb of a story from 2015. What's a 'swamp meet'? Oh well.

Copying old stories to AO3. Consequently, I can no longer link to it. I should go back and edit that other post right now... Not leaving here, just making backups.

Ignore the guy in the video, but...

YES!!!

Baa badaaah, baa badaaah...

... this one.
It will be about six chapters which I will submit in the following days as I am done editing them.
It's obviously unnecessary to read, but I think that some of you might like it. <wink, wink>

And also its sequel, but I'll talk about it when it's time.

I don't feel like playing video games, listening to music, writing or whatever. I'm just... bored.

Can anyone give me some fics to read that would be right up my alley?

Did a little more work on Chapter Three of 'A is for Applejack'. It's getting there. Murf. Flarp.

Finished Chapter Four of 'The True Shape' and as usual it turned into mushykisskiss. Chrysalis isn't the incorrigible one, I am.

'One For The Archives'...nothing yet on Chapter Eight. I'm rather enraptured with writing 'The True Shape' right now. I'll get back to this later.

OKAY BYE GONNA GO LOVE SOME LOVEBUGS IN MY DREAMS
SLEEP NIGHT
GOOD TIGHT

Ded.

-Arta

I am happy with the progress on my stories so far since returning. All of them have been restored in one form or another and are visible on my user page. I would like to have them all on this account, but I've forgotten the password and email address I used for Sepulcher, my old vault account, and I've heard no response regarding the transfer of stories from my alt, Solecism, so I assume they are there to stay. This means that A Legendary Issue will likely remain unfinished, which is a shame,

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I’m so floored right now. Like I’m speechless.

I’m really so glad my stuff has made an impact. It really helps. Thank you Secret Moon for the honor. It really means a lot.

And thank you fans. I wouldn’t be here without your encouragement. I love you guys

Love,
Cloe

If you do, an amazing game (my opinion) called Subnautica is free on the Epic Games Store It might be a pain having to set up an account (if you don't have one), but it suited me since I already had an account (thanks UE4).

Have some music while you're here:

As many of you who read this little collection of tales involving Bronies/ Pegasisters may not be aware of; this was never meant to be an anthology.
Originally it was my heartfelt confession and thank you for everything the show has done for me. My buddy Statz said I should do interviews for other's stories, and so I did.

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“Hello?”

“Hey Pharynx, what's up?”

“I need your, help, can you come here?”

“Uhh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.

“Alright, well hurry up and come over here.“

“Uhh, I can't find them.”

What do you mean you 'can't find them'?

“I can't find them, there's only soup.”

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Hey there! Please check out the reading of Omnomnomicon by PonyThunder and company! It's really awesome. Let PonyThunder know how they did.

I've gotta say I'm absolutely flattered to have a reading of one of my stories.

what happened to my nude celestia?

she really brought the page together

D:

I would reset humanity to its original state, just to see how we would redevelop. Who knows? The second time around, maybe we won't have two world wars! Maybe it'll become a Hunger Games world in a few years. And I could watch it all unfold before my eyes!

No, seriously...I just got a Patreon.

"But Rob," I hear you say, "you always said that Patreons are the sign of the devil!"

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