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Jan
11th
2022

trixie's worm: the wormening · 9:28pm Jan 11th, 2022

here is a really awesome and funny and great story i cant post normally because it isn't up to standard of fimfiction rules

rated: T for sex jokes and innuendos

trixie’s worm: the wormening

enjoy :)

Comments ( 19 )

Where is the worm, Jay. Where is the worm?!

it's too good of a story for fimfiction

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on my secret alt twitter of course


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fimfiction would crumble if this was put on it. its too good

A lot of talk about the worm, but no substance. May we SEE this worm you speak of? Is this worm a proverbial god in the cave which we hearken to for guidance? Is it one we bring up to trick ourselves into laughing while ignoring the foundational lie presented within this text? Is it too big to fit on a google doc?

Perhaps I'm asking the wrong questions and peering into the wrong places. Maybe proposing to see the worm is the wrong question to ask. Asking how big it is, or shapely it is, is the wrong question. Perhaps measuring Trixie's worm in any empirical or observable measurement is incorrect, and instead, we should be looking inward. Placing faith into Trixie's worm, and knowing it is good, knowing that its realness is tethered merely to my belief in it, not so much if I've seen or felt it.

Overall 100/10 I bawled my eyes out when I read Trixie's worm

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trixies worm can be found on my alt account here.

You can also check out this fun cool song!

Wtf
How do I favourite a blog post

What the actual fuck did I just read?

Also yeah anyone who says Trixie is not a bratty sub is a filthy fucking liar

Thank you for pointing this out to me! :)

Hahaha this was too good. Too good for FiMFic, indeed.

In lieu of liking the blog post (SINCE I CAN'T) I shall like you reply with that great Coldplay song. :pinkiehappy:

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the worms, jayson? what do they mean?

This was actually a quality brony meme post. It reminds me of DWK and other abridged series, but in visual novel format.

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