On the planet of Mars
They have clothes just like ours,
And they have the same shoes and same laces,
And they have the same charms and same graces,
And they have the same heads and same faces…
But not in the
Very same
Places.

By Shel Silverstein

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You know what I like about Glimmer? Her first appearance. She was smart, charismatic, and good at suckering ponies into giving up what made them who they were so they could fit her shallow definitions of equal and good. She was a villain, a brilliant, twisted, incredibly despicable villain. She thought she was right, and she outlawed free thought to keep her ideological control on her ponies crushingly tight, and she didn't see what was wrong with that. And you could argue that maybe she is

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“Every crazy pony is unique in their insanity, I’ve found,” Twilight Sparkle said. She applied her eyeliner with the edge of a safety razor, tracing a thin red line beneath her lashes that slowly wept into the soft, fine hairs of her coat. She blinked and wiped her cheeks with the back of her hoof, leaving a ruby smear behind. “I think I know more insane ponies than normal ones, and the pattern holds up pretty well.”

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Brand new story out right now! Princess Luna has been up to no good shenanigans again!

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Howdy folks! So, unfortunately, my NaNoWriMo ambitions... didn't really pan out. Again. Fk.

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It occurred to me the other day.

We now have four alternate Twilight Sparkle characters.

Trixie Lulamoon.
Sunset Shimmer.
Starlight Glimmer.
Moon Dancer.

Twilight Sparkle could have become any one of these characters, had she made a different choice in her life. It is for this reason that they make such good personal antagonists.

Heck, even their names are similar to Twilight Sparkle.

By that logic, had each of them made different choices, they might have become princesses!

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The following background song that plays in here is titled "This Is Our Year" from the series finale of Kim Possible, and the scene is from a planned future Equestria Girls story.

“Applejack!”

The hard-working teenager walked up the stage, and shook hands with Celestia, as well as Luna’s once the vice principal handed her the diploma.

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We should refer to the shipping of Maud and Starlight Glimmer as Glam Rock.

That is all.

An episode poking fun of overly critical fans?! What could possibly go wrong?!

https://youtu.be/xniagdfmO-o

Why do people have to be so goddamn childish?

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I just took this screenshot of a scene from the Season 8 episode "A Matter of Principals". Starlight kinda actually looks like Twilight!

About a week ago, I noticed that the original StarBurst group was deleted, or as deleted as something on Fimfic can be. Now the link to the group is just there, hovering annoyingly, can't interact with the group, can't get out or in. This is what it must feel like to be stuck in limbo.

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In her first official review, Empress Batty takes on one of the most talked about eps of Season 7. Did she like it or hate it? Watch to find out. Or face her wrath!

https://youtu.be/hq3WLXb4sv8

And with only two entries so far, and possibly up to 10 prizes + awards to give out, the field is wide open!

Link to contest details!

I hope all you wonderful people have great things in store for us (the judges) to read!

Read it here: Ms. Glimmer and the Do-Nothing Prince

The latest post (today 8/4 at 2:15 PM PDT) is the last installment of a large chapter composed of 4 parts. Get reading. I do have news, though...

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Three (3) filly friends sounds kind of ominous for Starlight's love life when you realize the title refers to Blueblood. Starlight gets Blueblood to open up about his tragic past and begins to understand him very well. There are uncanny similarities shared between them...

I went 3 years and 8 months without catching it, but someone hacking and coughing without a mask in a small store overpowered the KN95 I was wearing and I came down with symptoms 2 days later. Remember folks, wear a mask if you have to go out and you have symptoms. You may save someone great misery or save a life of someone less healthy than you. You don't know, but you could be a hero. Right now, doing a final read before posting a chapter is beyond my strength. Fever's down at least, so very

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Meltdown Part 3 of three (ch20) is ready to read, and it's a large installment. Couldn't break it up after you've been waiting such a long time! Starlight thinks she has gathered her scatter wits, even dealing with Sunset and Twilight being in the same classroom with a deft hoof. Then Sunburst trots in and doesn't recognize her...

An important life lesson is to realize that what you feel about events in your life is the perspective from which you view them. Good and bad are all relative to your mood, goals, and agenda. Both Starlight Glimmer and Fizzlepop Berrytwist will in canon and would have in the Enforcerverse gone on to become devastatingly evil, though Starlight in time looping and destroying Equestria many times

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